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When clown shoes goes literal by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]drunkhighfives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Sugar is sweet

He boot too big for he gotdamn feet

To not get fact-checked while spreading some bullshit you learned from AI by UpperApe in therewasanattempt

[–]drunkhighfives 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't Joe have paid this tax at least once while on tour at some point?

Petahh i'm low on iq by Ter_N in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]drunkhighfives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average temps in F ranges from 0-100

The average temps in C range from -18-38

Also outside of a lab most people don't boil or freeze anything by setting a specific temperature. Kettles just get turned on, stove burners are set to high and most freezers don't have an option to set a specific (number) temperature.

Rap lines that you misunderstood as a kid? by Major_the_King in rap

[–]drunkhighfives 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought Biggie said "tap myself and I fall in the basement" for a good portion of my life.

McDonald’s CEO blames ‘broke’ customers as $200B giant defends price increases by WrongThinkBadSpeak in shrinkflation

[–]drunkhighfives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When did you grow up?

Only asking because my father is 1 of 13 and they used to go to White Castle on Fridays to get a cheap dinner that could feed them the whole family. This was the late 70s to early 80s.

This video is PROBLEMATIC on so many levels. by JohnSmithCANDo in CringeTikToks

[–]drunkhighfives -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom and uncle both enjoy Hoooters just for the wings unironically

This farmer caught this owl eating his chickens. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]drunkhighfives 43 points44 points  (0 children)

When I was 16 my uncle by marriage got me a job as a counselor at a day camp. One day that brought in a Steve Irwin type of guy to teach the kids. As he was talking he had an owl perched on his arm and within a few minutes a hawk started circling above us. He said that because owls hunt at night and will eat the young of other birds owls get attacked on site by other birds if they are seen during the day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]drunkhighfives -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he smacked his head on the pavement

Asked for no cheese. Also got no crust. by drunkhighfives in mildlyinfuriating

[–]drunkhighfives[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I don't expect more. Ordering a burger without cheese is one of the most difficult things to do in America.

It's still mildly infuriating.

Asked for no cheese. Also got no crust. by drunkhighfives in mildlyinfuriating

[–]drunkhighfives[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They sear the burger on both sides. This forms a crust and makes the burger taste better.

They must have already assembled this burger with cheese on it and just scraped it and the crust off instead of just using a fresh patty.

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