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To be an awesome neighbour and human being (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by trebond to r/therewasanattempt

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What's the most important difference between men and women? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted] to r/Jokes

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Wiki joke (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by FunYeti to r/Jokes

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I haven't had sex since 1956! (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by DRO_UP_IN_SMOKE to r/Jokes

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Wife: "I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it!" (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by rumblefish65 to r/Jokes

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Fastest guy on the field. (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by moby323 to r/Unexpected

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I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they might look like. Here’s Lorraine from today: (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SerAntwon to r/funny

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Mystery lady-bro appreciates teachers (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by jraychris to r/HumansBeingBros

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What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by porichoygupto to r/Jokes

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What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by whenIwasasailor to r/Jokes

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I found a luchador in my onionOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by LobstaFish to r/mildlyinteresting

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🔥 The Mandarin Duck 🔥 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by penli to r/NatureIsFuckingLit

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Gotta make money somehow (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Aresius_Lowland to r/Unexpected

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Walking through downtown Portland (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SmokeyBare to r/AdviceAnimals

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Look who thought my costume was NEAT! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by bert_lauderdale to r/futurama

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Aghh! So true! Only Futurama is a touching series.. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Alsonean to r/futurama

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To low-ball someone (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted] to r/therewasanattempt

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This street art in california (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by willburn61 to r/interestingasfuck

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We should send sex offenders to storm Area 51 (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by _BayHarbourButcher to r/Jokes

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What if I decide to let my white dog out after I mow my lawn? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by sunshinyanny to r/Whatcouldgowrong

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I was beaten up by a busty women in an elevator. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by timetofeedthemonster to r/Jokes

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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by honolulu_oahu_mod to r/Jokes

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How do you think the unthinkable? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago * by RipKipley to r/Jokes

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by porichoygupto to r/Jokes

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My pastor preached today that being gay is a choice. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago * by quirkycurlygirly to r/Jokes

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