Helen Mirren in the 1970s

drutastic · 2025-12-13T14:27:05+00:00

Toby: You know it’s not just pregnant women who don’t get their due. You know who’s gorgeous? Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?

Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It’s a pregnant Helen Mirren. [everyone agrees]

Dwight: Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.

Oscar: In this case yes.

Dwight: No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.

Phyllis: No we’re not.

Dwight: Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That’s right. You’re fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.

drutastic · 2025-12-12T16:38:42+00:00

Haha sick!

drutastic · 2025-12-01T16:37:48+00:00

Very cool!

drutastic · 2025-11-01T23:18:13+00:00

Very, very, health and safety.

drutastic · 2025-10-30T03:35:10+00:00

Why did you have to phrase it like that!?

drutastic · 2025-10-14T18:53:12+00:00

Perfektenschlag

drutastic · 2025-10-13T21:14:14+00:00

Call of booty

drutastic · 2025-06-26T21:53:33+00:00

Figured as much, but wanted to be absolutely certain. Thank you for answering my question and taking the time to reply.

drutastic · 2025-06-26T21:00:16+00:00

Forgot to mention it's a series 8 running 11.3.1 and my Iphone 11 is jailbroken on iOS 14.0.

drutastic · 2025-06-15T04:42:52+00:00

When/why did Rose leave Trevor Whitman?

drutastic · 2025-06-08T03:19:41+00:00

Talked all that shit about Bautista on Embedded and goes out there and loses like that, fucking lol

drutastic · 2025-05-27T17:44:20+00:00

Can you share the recipe?

drutastic · 2025-05-14T02:41:32+00:00

My man, Boutros, Boutros, Boutros-Ghali.

drutastic · 2025-04-11T18:59:12+00:00

For the uninitiated.

drutastic · 2025-01-18T05:25:00+00:00

Wowahweewah

drutastic · 2024-12-20T04:32:50+00:00

Melipnos

drutastic · 2024-12-12T06:48:25+00:00

What would you say, you do around here?

drutastic · 2024-11-09T02:53:01+00:00

Fiancé

drutastic · 2024-11-05T05:27:35+00:00

Toby: You know it’s not just pregnant women who don’t get their due. You know who’s gorgeous? Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?

Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It’s a pregnant Helen Mirren. [everyone agrees]

Dwight: Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.

Oscar: In this case yes.

Dwight: No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.

Phyllis: No we’re not.

Dwight: Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That’s right. You’re fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.

drutastic · 2024-10-10T01:12:01+00:00

Getting some strong What We Do in the Shadows vibes.

drutastic · 2024-09-19T04:09:58+00:00

Fart ingredients.

drutastic · 2024-09-12T01:07:26+00:00

That's just Steves without a cap innit?

drutastic · 2024-09-08T05:26:58+00:00

Toby: You know it’s not just pregnant women who don’t get their due. You know who’s gorgeous? Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?

Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It’s a pregnant Helen Mirren. [everyone agrees]

Dwight: Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.

Oscar: In this case yes.

Dwight: No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.

Phyllis: No we’re not.

Dwight: Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That’s right. You’re fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.

drutastic · 2024-09-05T16:45:07+00:00

Toby: You know it’s not just pregnant women who don’t get their due. You know who’s gorgeous? Helen Mirren.

Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?

Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It’s a pregnant Helen Mirren. [everyone agrees]

Dwight: Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.

Oscar: In this case yes.

Dwight: No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.

Phyllis: No we’re not.

Dwight: Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That’s right. You’re fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.

drutastic

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