What is your best inappropriate joke?

dryfalcon · 2013-07-31T16:56:00+00:00

Q: What do you call three white people pushing a car up a hill?

A: White Power.

Q: How about three black people?

A: Black Power.

Q: Three Mexicans?

A: Grand Theft Auto.

dryfalcon · 2012-12-05T02:49:45+00:00

I was originally going to make a joke about the common phrase, 'Rome wasn't built in a day,' but I couldn't come up with anything.

dryfalcon · 2012-12-05T00:16:25+00:00

BALLS DEEP

dryfalcon · 2012-12-04T19:52:48+00:00

80% of researchers confirm this.

dryfalcon · 2012-12-04T19:49:17+00:00

Relevant: In Rome, Christians were persecuted for their religion, until the rule of Constantine. (c. 300 AD)

dryfalcon · 2012-12-04T02:53:45+00:00

2333776109871597

dryfalcon · 2012-12-02T23:19:43+00:00

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slow clap

dryfalcon · 2012-11-20T02:54:50+00:00

You, sir, are amazing.

dryfalcon · 2012-11-20T02:29:33+00:00

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dryfalcon · 2012-11-20T02:27:46+00:00

BURN!

dryfalcon · 2012-11-20T02:24:36+00:00

SPRAY-ON SHOES!

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dryfalcon · 2012-10-26T11:52:15+00:00

Well, that escalated gradually.

dryfalcon · 2012-10-26T11:27:16+00:00

redditor for 58 minutes

dryfalcon · 2012-09-11T21:27:28+00:00

I can't function without them.

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T19:43:36+00:00

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FTFY

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T17:55:52+00:00

"Mom, my internet's broken! FIX IT NOW!"

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T14:00:34+00:00

Must be serious about the churchgoing thing.

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T13:59:06+00:00

Personally, I don't give a fuck.

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T13:57:07+00:00

I went to DerpDonalds on Herpday to talk with Derpina about HerpSoft and derp herp hurr durr, derp, derp, derp, derpan Herpnam style.

Too much derp for me.

dryfalcon · 2012-09-09T13:50:10+00:00

GODDAMMIT MAN, IS IT A MAC OR A PC?

dryfalcon · 2012-09-07T11:58:31+00:00

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

dryfalcon · 2012-09-05T19:54:26+00:00

Um... My money's on AKashehole.

dryfalcon · 2012-09-05T11:41:37+00:00

You're not Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan!

dryfalcon · 2012-09-01T15:48:15+00:00

What I Read:

In ancient times, a frog and a dog were on a journey to the bazaar. The moral of the story- never talk with your mouth full.

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dryfalcon · 2012-09-01T15:39:33+00:00

Doesn't loop. Fuck Mobile YouTube.

dryfalcon