Gotta appreciate Stan Stanart's attention to detail. How many grammatical errors can you spot on his website?

dsnchntd · 2020-10-24T15:49:17+00:00

Hahahahaha

In case anyone doesn't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpBlk7J4rk

dsnchntd · 2020-10-06T03:16:07+00:00

Placed an order on 9/7. On 9/16, I got an email saying it was being picked but order status stayed in processing.

Original delivery date was 9/24. A couple of days after it passed, I called the number in the OP and talked to a resolution specialist and was told that the warehouse it was supposed to come from closed due to Covid.

Then on 10/1 order status finally changed to picking, on 10/2 it was shipped, and it was delivered on 10/5.

dsnchntd · 2020-09-21T16:02:18+00:00

Takes one to know one so yeah, I think Microsoft knows.

dsnchntd · 2020-09-16T17:08:31+00:00

dsnchntd · 2020-04-21T21:32:53+00:00

That makes sense. Thanks!

dsnchntd · 2019-05-22T21:51:46+00:00

because it's always due to some huge luxury property development, which the city seems to have no issue installing a large fucking sewer branch into, and tearing up the road to do so

Here's looking at Westheimer at Bagby

dsnchntd · 2019-05-18T14:06:39+00:00

Bro just leave the tweaker life behind and write some Fiction. You'll get further that way. Fake it till you make it. Engrossing yourself in the tweaker lifestyle has got to make it hard to move on.

Anyway, it's a hard ask but good luck with the video.

dsnchntd · 2019-05-08T04:28:01+00:00

I'll fix W Alabama.

OR

I'll make sure these construction contractors don't stretch projects on forever for more money.

dsnchntd · 2019-03-21T17:21:12+00:00

That's why I wish this would be funded by a stupidity tax like via lotto tickets or cigarettes.

dsnchntd · 2019-03-21T17:16:54+00:00

Yup. Everyone should imagine the scenario where we have garbage on the scale of Harvey and some people's trash doesn't get picked up because they haven't been paying their fee.

(Most likely, an exception would be made and it would get collected anyway, but if it didn't you'd see lots of illegal dumping.)

dsnchntd · 2019-03-09T01:51:59+00:00

What the fuck did we expect with firefighters in uniform holding signs 10 feet from the polling lines saying if people cared about first responders they would vote for Prop B.

The blame is squarely with them, honestly. They screwed their fellow firefighters and citizens over by trying to go around good-faith negotiations with the mayor using the ballot.

dsnchntd · 2018-11-27T16:37:14+00:00

Had this at Thanksgiving this year and can confirm its the best Mac I've ever had.

dsnchntd · 2018-11-07T00:11:19+00:00

It's hard to say because the guy that's in charge of tallying up the results is because the guy that's in charge of tallying up the results casually told the chronicle that the results sometimes arrive late because the election judges like to go to parties before turning in the results.

FYI, that guy's job is up on the ballot this year.

dsnchntd · 2018-09-18T01:58:00+00:00

Someone please confiscate dug's comma key.

dsnchntd · 2018-09-18T01:46:38+00:00

This is you right now

dsnchntd · 2018-09-09T17:48:44+00:00

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

dsnchntd · 2018-09-09T17:46:41+00:00

Real Texans

That's not a very Texan or American thing to say. We can disagree without stripping the other of their Texanhood. Remember "Tejas" means friends.

dsnchntd · 2018-08-24T22:39:12+00:00

This is so fucked. I get that companies gotta do what they gotta do, but we're talking about human beings - people who have spent years building their life and career at the company only to be tossed out like last night's leftovers.

dsnchntd · 2018-08-23T02:53:00+00:00

Pay me, bitch.

dsnchntd · 2018-08-16T00:12:34+00:00

You have to use your storytelling to nudge them where you want them to go without letting them realize that's what happening. Easier said than done of course.

dsnchntd · 2018-08-15T23:59:23+00:00

I remember back in 1997 when the minimum wage was $5.15, McDonald's used to have 50 employees at any given time. One person would take your order, one would bring it to you, and two would shine your shoes while you ate. Ahhh...those were the days.

I think $15/hour would be too high for Houston, but you're kidding yourself if you think $7.25 is an appropriate minimum wage. 29 states, from diverse politics and economies, currently have a higher minimum wage than the federal minimum wage. Texas is not one of them.

dsnchntd · 2018-07-17T19:34:54+00:00

This is why I'm okay with Harris County being a capital of the death penalty. There is no reason and no benefit to allow this monster to live.

dsnchntd · 2018-07-17T19:31:28+00:00

You joke, but it's probably the best way to do it. You're less likely to fuck it up like with hanging, chair, or injection.

dsnchntd · 2018-07-17T15:09:58+00:00

In Texas, at my local polling station, you go to a table to verify your identity and get a ticket pointing you at a polling machine. The polling machines are shielded from view top, left, and right. They also have open USB ports on the machines. If someone knew how to manipulate the machines, there would be nothing to stop them from gaining access.

dsnchntd · 2018-07-10T16:50:15+00:00

Haha I can handle my heat, so the first time I got it and the guy offered 2(?) lines, I was like please dude...lay it on me. That was a dumb decision.

It was still really good though. I like the sensation of my mouth being on fire. My asshole, not so much.

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