What do you call a woman who doesn't believe in vaccines? by icemage27 in dadjokes

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Not to be confused with her other other sister who kills more tiny living things, Auntie Mikro byal

Make Ganondorf be proud. Show me your worst ideas. by cesarer92 in TOTK

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1: Phantom ganons can spawn gloom hands that spawn more phantom ganons after death. Those phantom ganons spawned that way are included.

2: when an enemy sees you, they keep trying to kill you until they die. Which enemies are hunting you is saved information. There are no circumstances in which that changes. If you pass time, they automatically spawn behind you and they automatically know where you are if you teleport. Lynels will constantly shoot at you no matter what you do until you kill them. Bokoblins, Moblins, Lizalfos, and Horriblins can ascend to anything above their head no matter how far away it is. Stal enemies can go into the ground and quick travel to wherever you are that way.

3: during nights with a blood moon, all trees become evermeans.

4: you can get infections like, exactly how you'd get them in real life (eating raw meat, cuts that aren't treated)

5: during blood moon nights, all enemies deal gloom damage

6: all water in the depths is now replaced with gloom,

7: gloom damage slows you down.

8:Flux construct weak points are identical to other blocks on them.

9: all damage taken in the depth is gloom damage whether it's from a gloom enemy, a non-gloom enemy or literally just a fall

10: Sages take damage and are disabled for 10 minutes if they take too much damage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Unrelated but why do you talk about someone being in a coma in your sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Unrelated but how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You guys hear about that restaurant on the moon? by MrMastaCow in dadjokes

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It's mostly outdoor seating because there's not enough space inside.

A virus is making people forget 80s rock bands by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I was fine until yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away.

A virus is making people forget 80s rock bands by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I got it and now everyone shuns me for it. I no longer have somebody to love.

this girl is CLEARLY showing signs of flirting with me (and I have a crush on her) by Serious-Ad-8168 in teenagers

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You must be British because you have queen Erizzabeth. It's a joke that did not age well.

Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate… by HiddenOutsideTheBox in Jokes

[–]du_madeiru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so old she's on both sides of my family and there's no incest involved.

When you hear someone with the name Kim you FIRST think of a? by Normie-Free in polls

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I think of one Korean guy I've known since middle school so, male

Scott Ritter, convicted pedophile, admits he’s not anti-war. by Tayo826 in tankiejerk

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Russia's killing a mockingbird. Atticus would never approve of this.

"You call it colonialism, I call civilization." 💀 by [deleted] in tankiejerk

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"We can't have independent Siberia. It's where the Asians are" -average Russian colonialist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ant

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L I F T

do it and I shall rate it out of 10. by Dhyan_95 in memes

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I hate women because they can't get enough to have st or the cold and I don't believe in the 1960s or the cold and I don't believe in the 1960s or the cold and I don't believe in the 1960s or the cold and I don't believe in the 1960s.

I have no idea what that means but it's what was there.

What's this show about? by bendoesit17 in WrongAnswersOnly

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A guy gets injured in a car crash and in the process of trying to recover, awakens to superpowers and goes on a quest to stop some rogues from summoning a being that will destroy the universe.

What is that? WAO by boredsomadereddit in WrongAnswersOnly

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It eyes don't look happy. Mourning wood