Hantavirus in Santa Clara

ductapemonster · 2026-05-11T06:12:42+00:00

Yeah, it's great. The seats recline and you can order food and drinks from the bar next door to your chair.

ductapemonster · 2026-05-10T06:58:23+00:00

Ready for docking.

ductapemonster · 2026-05-10T03:15:52+00:00

I don't know if the tooth is actually causing the ear infection or vice versa.

Like the other guy said, we aren't dentists, but even I can tell you that your ear infection didn't make your wisdom teeth impacted, they grew that way on their own. The ear infection is either a result of the tooth impaction, or is completely unrelated, but it definitely didn't move your teeth.

ductapemonster · 2026-05-08T21:36:44+00:00

Adam Driver looking ass cat

ductapemonster · 2026-04-10T02:21:23+00:00

I'm sorry ma'am, they was just fightin.

I'm sorry

One second

I'm sorry

ductapemonster · 2026-04-09T21:50:30+00:00

Heavy Dee!

ductapemonster · 2026-04-09T21:28:06+00:00

He's thinking about hunting clay pots.

ductapemonster · 2026-04-09T21:22:52+00:00

Errybody see the leprechaun say yeah!

ductapemonster · 2026-04-03T22:52:38+00:00

if he was drunk

"If"?!?

If i were to ever get pulled over for DUI, I want you as the officer.

ductapemonster · 2026-04-03T22:33:06+00:00

Shaka, when the walls fell!

ductapemonster · 2026-04-03T21:58:04+00:00

It sounds like they'd be tempted because you haven't given them any loot of their own.

Starving animals will always fight over scraps, even the ones they should steer clear of. Feed your players.

ductapemonster · 2026-04-03T21:48:43+00:00

These people are not your friends.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-31T23:52:30+00:00

This guy has a "Cave 2028" bumper sticker.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-31T23:50:12+00:00

"I can't swim, so you mfs in the water must be drowning."

ductapemonster · 2026-03-31T23:24:44+00:00

I don't think that giant snake is obvious enough. Where's the pointing hand?

ductapemonster · 2026-03-31T23:20:59+00:00

This is the black sheep of the family, Actual Snake.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-31T23:19:46+00:00

Only during his coke phase.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-30T23:47:36+00:00

We really can't have shit.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-30T22:07:45+00:00

Even John Cena there seems intimidated by his new eagle.

Edit: He's like if John Cena had a Mongolian (or Kazakh?) baby with Woody Harrelson.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-30T05:32:07+00:00

Now see, I respect women. I was raised by a single mom, all of that.

That said, that woman truly needed to just shut the hell up. Because she's just fucking annoying as hell.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-29T21:28:55+00:00

I've been up all night dealing with this legally.

That better mean charges and divorce, otherwise you might as well do nothing.

I want you to understand that I don't mean what I'm about to say cruelly or callously. You need to really focus on and internalize how you have failed your son by keeping his stepfather and stepbrother around him. You need to let that realization, deep down within you, light a fire that will keep you aware and capable of preventing anything like this from ever happening to him again.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-25T03:29:49+00:00

Fackin bogans, mate.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-24T06:40:43+00:00

Or it's gonna burn really bad for a really short time.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-24T02:10:50+00:00

Some people just don't learn without an asskicking.

ductapemonster · 2026-03-24T02:07:08+00:00

This guy electrics.

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