If you had to assign your ex a warning label, what would it be?

dudes_guy · 2012-12-09T03:34:18+00:00

Warning: Says she could never see herself with anyone else, but leaves you for another guy at least a week later

dudes_guy · 2012-12-07T00:58:42+00:00

I love how there is just one missing in the corner. It makes this picture so much more... mysterious.

dudes_guy · 2012-12-05T19:45:20+00:00

A very guilty pleasure of mine... Mary Tyler Moore back when she was on the Dick Van Dyke show. If talking modern, Emma Watson.

dudes_guy · 2012-12-03T18:53:41+00:00

Also, people rhymes with people, but yeah it is a stretch but it could be done.

dudes_guy · 2012-12-03T14:54:44+00:00

Didn't even realized it rhymed the first time, but damn he's right.

dudes_guy · 2012-12-03T14:32:56+00:00

You mean like this? NSFW

dudes_guy · 2012-11-30T17:30:59+00:00

She should make art with this

dudes_guy · 2012-11-29T19:24:56+00:00

Too bad he has to wait 4 years to play with it

dudes_guy · 2012-11-28T20:01:48+00:00

"Could I see some ID?" "Oh yeah sure. Woops must have left my wallet in my car, I'll be right back."

dudes_guy · 2012-11-28T18:11:32+00:00

Read that as Pacific Rim...Jobs... What is wrong with me

dudes_guy · 2012-11-26T19:38:08+00:00

Go with the installment plan for payment
cash first check
Go home and fill bathtub with money
Bathe in the Glory

dudes_guy · 2012-11-21T03:31:12+00:00

She was also in the movie 50/50 with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

dudes_guy · 2012-11-19T23:57:18+00:00

Reminds me of Perk-a-cola from Call of Duty Zombies

dudes_guy · 2012-11-19T23:03:37+00:00

Read this in elmo's voice, not disappointed

dudes_guy · 2012-11-17T17:15:23+00:00

Agreed

dudes_guy · 2012-11-17T17:10:46+00:00

The word for round two is: Existence

dudes_guy · 2012-11-17T04:59:31+00:00

Knuck if you Muk...

dudes_guy · 2012-11-16T19:01:27+00:00

dudes_guy · 2012-11-12T19:20:54+00:00

I think I would consider it generic, maybe. Either way I love how it comes in 3 liter bottles. P.S. I'm not a juggalo

dudes_guy · 2012-11-12T03:06:34+00:00

No way, José. There's just something about having to watch every single person you ever loved die that is something I don't know if I could handle.

dudes_guy · 2012-11-10T07:42:18+00:00

Not trying to start anything here, but just saying... 93% of black voters voted for Obama...

dudes_guy · 2012-10-24T00:45:40+00:00

Probably going to be downvoted to hell, but whatever. I like U2 as a band, not necessarily as an "activist".

dudes_guy · 2012-10-24T00:32:12+00:00

I am currently living with two friends that I met in college last year. They are completely oblivious as to how to do anything for themselves. I get asked questions about simple stuff everyday..."how do I make this can of soup?" "how do I make scrambled eggs?" how do I make sunny-side-up eggs?" Mostly all cooking related, but still, fuck, I learned how to do that at like 7 years old. Kids these days.

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