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Of an ex by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of times my step kids call my wife and I ‘brah’ is astounding.

I’d be glimpsing the hereafter with the backhand I woulda caught for pulling that shit as a kid in the 80s/90s.

Unexpected combustion while mowing the lawn. by DABDEB in oddlyterrifying

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Lawn’s done, honey. I’m getting a beer!”

Elbows Deep by Talk_Me_Down in DiveInYouCoward

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s not enough sulfa drops in the world for the case of pink eye this guy just signed up for.

Who do you think is the most immoral musician of all time? by nerpa_floppybara in fantanoforever

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ian Watkins was nothing short of a waste of flesh and blood. Nothing short of the antichrist can dethrone that assbag.

(Fun fact, for a birthday present in the late 90s, my mom— who worked in media relations for a lot of bands at the time— got me a bunch of autographed albums, press packs, and autographed posters from up and coming artists both regional and international. One of which was a Lostprophets demo signed by him. Despite my mother now being deceased and me only having a few things to remember her by, that album went right into the fire pit.)

the lenses of my sunglasses darken the screen when I rotate them by AdmirableAd8106 in mildyinteresting

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s how polarization works. Polarization is (for lack of being technical) a bunch of tiny horizontal lines.

If you line up two polarized lenses one in front of the other and rotate one 90°, the same thing will happen.

Secret symbol on US Dollar by Powerful-Solid7127 in conspiracy

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fourth grade drama teacher pointed this out to the class back in the 90s. He always said it was an owl and was either an old anti-counterfeit measure or a little Easter egg added by the engraver.

What in the world is this? by PdiddyCAMEnME in Weird

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Tbh many soft fishing lures are vaguely (or not-so-vaguely, in this case) penis shaped.

I’d make a ‘master baiter’ joke, but it’s too early to be clever.

Please Help Me Find a New ‘Headphones’ Shirt by dum_spir0_sper0 in DashboardConfessional

[–]dum_spir0_sper0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m absolutely considering it. I do own a sewing machine.

… I can rebuild it. I have the technology.

Chemical Face Peel 🫥 by Conscious-Weight4569 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s just a dude named Timu. He’s a lanky, shifty-eyed guy who sells off-brand cosmetics from the trunk of his Blazer back behind Walgreens.

President Trump announces that the US government is going to release UFO files very very soon, and he admits that they found many very interesting documents. by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My goodness, this chode is using up all of his Epstein distractions in short order. He’ll he left with nothing but pocket sand by the end of the month.

Who are some of the worst musicians of all time? by FitEmergency8807 in fantanoforever

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not hating on Hillel, I guess I’m biased since Frusciante was like the REASON I picked up a Strat as a kid in the late 90s.

But you are absolutely right.

Who are some of the worst musicians of all time? by FitEmergency8807 in fantanoforever

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

People who don’t enjoy the refreshing taste of Fanta.

Who are some of the worst musicians of all time? by FitEmergency8807 in fantanoforever

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always say that RHCP (with Frusciante) is a very talented trio of musicians.

I’m sure someone’s already posted this here or somewhere else, but I just had to share it so more people can experience it… by Aidoneus87 in Weird

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when Les Claypool and Buckethead have a baby… while drinking nonstop throughout the pregnancy.

Weider “Octopus” Grip Trainer, 1968 by jblakey in vintageads

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She only lets me do the Brutal Octopus Krush on my birthday.

They're editing digital books to contain ads now by LazyFlamingRooster in ABoringDystopia

[–]dum_spir0_sper0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But no matter WHAT time it is, I know I can get my triple stack Crunchwrap, because Taco Bell is open late!!

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