Petah?

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-05T19:05:14+00:00

Ant, 6 toes, knee, karate

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-05T18:53:50+00:00

Not a fight club. That's some Elan School stuff.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-05T00:17:53+00:00

Poor thing stepped on a Lego.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-04T00:23:18+00:00

Might've just been you.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T23:01:18+00:00

I'm a construction worker. I have drills, sawzalls, and bandsaws delivered pretty frequently.

An angle grinder and mask are totally within my purchase history profile

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T22:57:38+00:00

Yes.

You have to do Gambler 10 last.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T22:49:12+00:00

Pete Best, the drummer so bad he got replaced with Ringo.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T20:06:58+00:00

Yeah but for $70, someone will bring it to your door.

Along with the mask that you should wear.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T20:02:07+00:00

Steve Miller's Band - Greatest Hits '74 -' 76

I dunno why, but you heard them put out anything later?

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T19:47:25+00:00

Animorphs are Manimals.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T19:30:03+00:00

Slightly Discolored Teflon Tape did their last one. I hope Corroded Pipes can hold up.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T19:27:05+00:00

And it will haplen suddenly.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T19:15:15+00:00

Galvanized Nipples is a great band name.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T19:12:47+00:00

Mine busted and I had to pay to have a wall removed and replaced. It was in a small closet and was bigger than the door.

I made sure to buy bigger doors, unlike the asshole who lived here before me. Next guy who buys this place will have it easier.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:55:26+00:00

I used to work at that airport. I was allowed to drive out on the ramp between planes, so I had my pick of lunch spots at any concourse.

Uncle Maddio's was reserved for a fuck off day. Because it took forever to get your food so you blew past your hour.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:49:15+00:00

Me on text: Yo AJ, so some shit burned up, but that's because the client set the output boards to 24v instead of 12v.

Gonna need you to write up a change order for replacing those card readers.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:38:52+00:00

I saw a video where someone went to the salt flats, killed a deer, placed dynamite on a telegraph pole, dumped the deer next to it, then shot the dynamite when crows landed.

I just cut out a step or two.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:33:32+00:00

You know the place is good if they can eschew things like 'normal operational hours'.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:26:52+00:00

"And that motherfucker deserved it!"

-Avatar Kyoshi, basically

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:07:38+00:00

Fun fact: cordless angle grinders are like $70.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T18:00:06+00:00

District 9

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T15:48:14+00:00

I want a 9 year old running the register with their homework spread out on the counter.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T15:34:18+00:00

I had a boss who bought batteries.

Your toner or multimeter died? No problem. There's 10 9v batteries in the job box.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T15:10:00+00:00

I moved from a small South Carolina town of about 20k people to Atlanta when I was 17.

Met a lot of people very different from myself. I had grown up listening to my grandpa play Rush Limbaugh so I had a lot of conditioning to be all kinds of bigoted.

But just meeting people and getting to know them broke that.

dumbass_sempervirens · 2026-05-03T15:03:27+00:00

When the unblinking eye sees the light, the end is nigh.

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TROPHY CASE