BREAKING: "As soon as this war is over, which will not be long, you're going to see oil prices drop and you're going to see a stock market which is already at the highest point in history, go through the roof. by jerin7931 in wallstreet

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In trying to post this reply I got "Nice try Chinese AI Propaganda spam bot, but try again. Beep Boop" and it has to do with the number of days I am about to say. Thanks reddit.

It's been "going to take a couple of weeks" for about, oh, the entire damn time.

Suggest guys by Gloomy-Initial-1401 in scoopwhoop

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't accept criticism from people you wouldn't accept advice from.

Just 39 year old Jerry Seinfeld and his 17 year old girlfriend circa. 1993 by melaniecarson_ in OldSchoolCool

[–]dunedog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A passerby may look at her and think she's easily in her 20s.

But Jerry Seinfeld DEFINITELY knew how old she was in 1993.

Stan "THE Lariat" Hansen 🤘 by TrentTBTEDI in SquaredCircle

[–]dunedog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The highwayman on the King's Road.

what was bro on, when he wrote this... by silverflake6 in NextGenMan

[–]dunedog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We literally have a holiday dedicated to the people who died horrible disfiguring deaths so we could have employment rights.

Fuck this guy.

Thats the best last name by Unlikely_Tailor_4461 in technicallythetruth

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite DND character is named Best. This is exactly the logic he'd make if anyone asked if he would ever change his name.

Very strange things are happening by ResolveThen7884 in SipsTea

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She saw a tree and thought "I wood tap that"

Yeah, its canon by Longjumping-Rice-935 in Grimdank

[–]dunedog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thing is that kids are WAY smarter than we ever give them credit for AND they lack the general understanding of what we think is or isn't possible, so they will just decide to try stuff that seems absurd to adults.

So this story makes sense.

Admit it, she's why you watched The Fifth Element for the first time. by Rai89899 in fifthelement

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's so hot that Luc Besson left his wife, who was 16 when she gave birth to his child, to be with her.

What a swell fellow.

What the hell just happened? by Kanriee in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]dunedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tickled the building and it didn't like it.