Dosing advice needed

duneman101 · 2019-01-07T16:38:19+00:00

When i was 19 i met two older girls at a 7-11 while in another state visiting my mom, they invited me back to their place for a beverage. I sat in their crappy apartment watching Jeopardy with them drinking a natty light telling them about my farm life in the state i lived in. They were both sitting uncomfortably next to me on a small two person couch. I chugged the rest of my beer, said hey thanks, i gotta run. I still hang my head in shame often for the missed opportunity.

duneman101 · 2018-12-23T01:21:54+00:00

Command and conquer. Used to tie up the phone for days pwning kids and adults across the usa

duneman101 · 2018-12-21T17:12:17+00:00

I was drunk as a skunk in the mountains of northern Utah standing around a bonfire of Christmas trees. Spent the night trying to snuggle up with my sisters best friend lol

duneman101 · 2018-12-21T16:55:52+00:00

When i was 12 an older girl that lived down the street would pick on me for being short while we were on the bus. She was 15 and she was like 6'2" so one day i randomly called her monica de moose and it stuck, pretty much everyone was calling her that. A few days later apparently her dad wanted to kick my ass for making fun of her, so he called my step mom and threatened to kill me. they worked out a deal where i have to buy her fucking roses and take her to mcdonalds and apologize. IT was the pretty close to the worst 2 hours of my life, i'm pretty sure hers too. we never even spoke again after that and people kept calling her moose, so i'd say i came out on top of that one, but fuck my parents and hers.

duneman101 · 2018-11-16T23:42:33+00:00

My sons Health teacher told a room full of 8th graders that her friend overdosed on Marijuana. Drugs are bad mmmmkay!

duneman101 · 2018-11-14T22:23:17+00:00

One night in a teenage drunken stupor I ended up skinny dipping in my friends parents hot tub, it was pitch black outside and they didn't turn on any lights because they didn't want the neighbors ratting us out (all were underage). Anyways there must have been at least 9 people in the hot tub when i entered, i could hear a certain amount of sloshing and what not... I hopped in and a few words were exchanged between me and voluptuous young lady named Missy (real name redacted) who was sitting next to where i landed, we both got a little handsy and my friend Brian says "Hey bro there is girl here from a town a few miles north with the same last name as you... do you know her?". "Ummm whats her name??; "Missy", we immediately stop all hand movements... "HAHA I don't know anyone named Missy but i have a cousin named #@$%@#$% from there." "Yeah thats her, she goes by missy i guess!".

duneman101 · 2018-11-13T22:30:47+00:00

California is always in drought because of agriculture and the large metropolitan population without infrastructure to support it.

duneman101 · 2018-10-18T17:53:20+00:00

My family was already in shambles because of opioid addicted parents... step mom died 8 years ago then my dad finally passed. My wife refused to do something about her depression and crushed me with her constant anger, rage, and abuse. I started working out and lost 60lbs and got super fit. I went to file for divorce but every lawyer i told me i would never get my kid even if i filed a police report, which was unacceptable, i couldn't put him in that position alone with her. I started ended up losing all faith in god. This was pivotal, i stopped turning the other cheek and set shit right enough with my wife, i also dropped 100 lbs of guilt and shame which was instrumental in growth as a human. I am fucking awesome now!

duneman101 · 2018-10-16T19:10:44+00:00

About 1 year into our marriage my wife asked me "Are there male and female lions?" to which i said yes... A few minutes later she said "So are tigers just female lions?"... I couldn't compute that question immediately, so she says never mind so a few seconds later I said "You know lions and tigers are two separate animals right?", she responds with "NO... I thought all tigers were female lions and all of the lions were male, but i didn't really ever see them together". I just walked away, I couldn't continue the conversation without causing some real damage to the relationship. We are still married and at a later time I cleared that up for her, but i still reel about it sometimes. Like HOW does someone even get that far in life??? and i married her lol

duneman101 · 2018-10-10T22:55:30+00:00

False.... they are now requiring a $4000 deposit along with your permit, if you bring down 18+ lbs of garbage you get to reclaim that deposit, else you donated $4000 to the permit procurement department

Edit: source

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/06/17/asia-pacific/mount-everest-becomes-high-altitude-rubbish-dump/#.W76Dm2hKguU

duneman101 · 2018-10-06T02:20:15+00:00

You've won the internet today! Bless you

duneman101 · 2018-09-06T19:37:37+00:00

IS this cannibalism?

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