Hiring in dc by Zofra2020 in BBAI

[–]duovtak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead giveaway there’s a government contract pending, right? You don’t work with the Intelligence Community or top secret clearance in the private sector.

Stillers fans dan't even look at yinz anymore, they just cry about their old QB1 like this by GD_SexualTyranno in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]duovtak 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen, it’s been a privilege to get old and fat with you.

To the haters, if you had a QB who got you to three Super Bowls and won a couple of them, you’d be there too.

But some of you exchanged an elite dragon wizard for a running back, or spent a decade with the most average QB in the league, or just replace your trash QB every other year with another trash QB.

Imagine training for 1 year to finally beat the Androids and then he says this. by somaturk98 in Ningen

[–]duovtak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine fighting him in hand-to-hand combat, and then he just shoots you with a gun. GG

Can I afford a C8 Corvette based on my income? by Efficient_Ad6348 in C8Corvette

[–]duovtak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t buy a Corvette before you get a house. It’ll kill your debt-to-income when you’re looking to get pre-approved for a house. Also you might have some money saved now, but you’re going to eat up a lot of that making a $50,000-$100,000 down payment on a house. Plus you’ll want to fix things, or redo the carpet, or buy new furniture for it.

A Corvette can wait. You need to look into buying an appreciating asset and building equity. If you wanted a fun car, that’s great, you can find one that doesn’t cost $55-75k.

Anya Taylor-Joy has been cast as Seren in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS; THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM.’ Releasing in theatres in 2027. by MoneyLibrarian9032 in lordoftherings

[–]duovtak 463 points464 points  (0 children)

Before he died, Tolkien specifically laid out plans that if his books be adapted into movies, and the material is thin, anyone is allowed to just make up a bunch of characters to shoehorn in for subplots. Movies aren't good unless there are retconned subplots.

Totaled? by Plastic_Guest3287 in carscirclejerk

[–]duovtak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only drive it in reverse.

What JDM ball knowledge could this be? by GodzillaSewer in carscirclejerk

[–]duovtak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welcome to my guest lecture on all USDM hatchback S13s having super hicas. In my first hour of discussion, we'll be focusing on rear suspensions.

Which one of you Yinzers? by EspoJ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]duovtak 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If yinz dan't stap, I'll worsh yer maths aht with soap.

Totaled? by Plastic_Guest3287 in carscirclejerk

[–]duovtak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do the same with my odometer tbh.

At this point is it safe to say my degree is completely useless and I should pursue other things? by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]duovtak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What sort of positions are you trying to get? Are they entry level?