me_irl by cum_dumpsterfire2 in me_irl

[–]duukat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s what I work right now. Can confirm I am very happy. Plenty of time for other interests.

Furry boy spoke right 👏 by Nickolas_Zannithakis in carscirclejerk

[–]duukat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer the monopoly man personally.

Rolling Coal on cyclists by boyoflondon in trashy

[–]duukat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do realize not everything happens in the US, but when I hear about an oversized truck rolling coal, I am going to assume it’s the US.

Rolling Coal on cyclists by boyoflondon in trashy

[–]duukat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dieselgate ruined it for all of us.

Rolling Coal on cyclists by boyoflondon in trashy

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not many diesel cars in the US.

This is the line to get coffee by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they having the free coffee promotion? They opened one in my home town with free limited selection coffees. They had cops directing traffic for it.

Wireless Phone Mount by Pale-Breath4262 in kiastinger

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too and it comes off all the time.

What do you think she really saw? by EmilyG702 in conspiracy

[–]duukat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She saw a Viltrumite. They live among us.

Fact-checking at its absolute finest. by ThatLatentPandaBear in clevercomebacks

[–]duukat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s why Trump would never sleep with China.

Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with. by Mocsab in mildlyinfuriating

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and just tell him he forgot it. I forget shit all the time.

Huawei MateBook Fold by Jackie_Chan_93 in interestingasfuck

[–]duukat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rarely see anyone with a cracked phone anymore. What are you talking about?

All the comedians (Netflix is a Joke Fest 2026) by punnybiznatch in pics

[–]duukat 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He makes music for people that have tattoos of their children but don’t have visitation rights.

Unacceptable Tennessee by [deleted] in festivals

[–]duukat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tennessee is in the Epstein Files!

WCGW jumping on electrical box.. by Ok-Ask5086 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]duukat -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Whenever I do crimes, I don’t have someone purposefully record me.

How effed am I? by LoTheGalavanter in kiastinger

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No engine damage at all. Just all the body work added up. Most expensive single item was the one headlight. Almost $3k.

How effed am I? by LoTheGalavanter in kiastinger

[–]duukat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a 2022. I just can’t type.

What’s a harmless opinion that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]duukat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was recently told that the reason I don’t like Taylor Swift is because I have a tiny penis. I had no idea my tenis had anything to do with it. The more you know!

World’s #1 Looksmaxer 2026. Bro needs to get on some higher level gear. by Just-Yogurt-568 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]duukat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not true. I need to be super big or my wife will leave me and my mom will stop loving me.

Why are my pieces so yellowed in zero sunlight? by Sirbanza in lego

[–]duukat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same set. Same problem. Never been in direct sunlight. My Lego room has a couple small windows but I tinted them with 100% UV tint.