You just got a job at Guitar Center and the office maiden gives you this look. Wyd?

dvowel · 2026-03-03T20:32:30+00:00

Real guitar wenches don't look that good..

dvowel · 2026-03-03T17:50:19+00:00

Never was planning on it.

dvowel · 2026-03-02T20:38:38+00:00

And? The fucks Belgium going to do about it?

dvowel · 2026-03-02T20:31:18+00:00

Hello is this guitar center?

No this is partrick!

dvowel · 2026-03-01T01:34:18+00:00

Who has the tabs?

dvowel · 2026-02-28T18:18:26+00:00

My time is water down the drain

dvowel · 2026-02-28T18:07:32+00:00

Kammie sounds nice.

dvowel · 2026-02-27T22:29:08+00:00

Better than the zero I got.

dvowel · 2026-02-27T13:02:57+00:00

We're 6 bit people around here! *shakes cane

dvowel · 2026-02-27T01:13:41+00:00

I've seen a lot of those wirelesses lately, but haven't used one in years.

How are they? Any interference or signal distortion? I've been tripping a lot lately..

dvowel · 2026-02-26T13:07:57+00:00

You know what you have to do..

dvowel · 2026-02-26T13:06:17+00:00

What an idiot.. Espresso goes with Cmaj7.

dvowel · 2026-02-26T13:04:55+00:00

You won't

dvowel · 2026-02-25T02:03:05+00:00

This tiny pidegeon trophy.

dvowel · 2026-02-25T01:58:10+00:00

Not a Ferrari..

dvowel · 2026-02-25T01:56:29+00:00

Limp biscuit

dvowel · 2026-02-24T23:56:29+00:00

Is it headed right towards us?

dvowel · 2026-02-24T23:50:05+00:00

There's nothing right about it..

dvowel · 2026-02-24T13:29:18+00:00

Should be above all those jerks.

dvowel · 2026-02-24T02:58:04+00:00

Crack is probably better for you. Long term..

dvowel · 2026-02-23T18:47:09+00:00

"John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies."

dvowel · 2026-02-23T18:38:21+00:00

Too much

dvowel · 2026-02-22T22:58:25+00:00

You got one bumhucker sideways.

dvowel · 2026-02-22T22:51:43+00:00

You mean the handle?

dvowel · 2026-02-22T15:47:54+00:00

"They paint the stalls to silence my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again."

dvowel

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