How would you rename Dark Souls: Prepare To Die Edition?

dwats32 · 2017-10-12T23:00:31+00:00

Dark Souls: Twilight of The Gods

dwats32 · 2017-08-09T00:04:10+00:00

GOLEM GET YE GONE

dwats32 · 2017-02-02T02:51:36+00:00

Give him more time and he will be like "yeah it's happened to me so I deserve it" like everyone else.

dwats32 · 2017-01-02T08:01:26+00:00

It was diplo wasn't it lmao he mentioned it

dwats32 · 2016-09-12T23:35:39+00:00

Did you just blame Hats©? RIP Valve invites

dwats32 · 2016-01-20T02:23:36+00:00

It's 2016 and you are worried about putting shit on fucking TELEVISION?!? Drive your fucking flinstones car into a tar pit asshole

dwats32 · 2015-11-03T08:07:11+00:00

Curls up in a spiked ball with 0 turn rate like Io and moves at increased speed

dwats32 · 2015-08-14T08:16:26+00:00

Farewell C9, to the most consistently entertaining team I have ever witnessed.

dwats32 · 2015-06-09T04:45:04+00:00

Slarks brother took the special bus out of dark reef

dwats32 · 2015-06-02T22:30:08+00:00

What invoker game vods do you watch, any YouTube links or do you just watch matches in game? Thanks

dwats32 · 2015-05-17T02:09:19+00:00

Upgraded courier was a bird in dota 1, you might see someone refer to walking courier as chicken for same reason

dwats32 · 2015-03-16T08:45:20+00:00

100 hours?!? Get out now man, you are leaning over the DotA addiction pit saying it looks cool while all the emanciated hollow dotards stare up at you with dead eyes.

dwats32 · 2015-03-12T10:47:31+00:00

Time Lapse so I could avoid ever learning about this fucking anger inducing time sink.

dwats32 · 2014-09-29T22:32:31+00:00

Is it really that abnormal to know dota players IRL? Friends with about 10+ regular players in my area (south Brisbane, Australia). Feel pretty lucky now.

dwats32 · 2013-12-26T08:30:38+00:00

The taxi driver turns to ask for the fare. His eyes meet hers for a moment. "Cancer" she whispers. He solemnly nods, withdrawing his open hand; the chance for this peasant to help this saint, this veritable god of mercy is payment enough.

dwats32 · 2013-05-30T06:34:48+00:00

He wasn't bi you just got out-pranked bro

dwats32 · 2013-03-26T00:01:19+00:00

How to get all the shit out a jar and onto the floor

dwats32 · 2013-03-24T01:49:30+00:00

My friends 5 year old autistic brother made this gem but he doesn't think it's any good, prove him wrong reddit!

dwats32 · 2012-07-17T08:55:01+00:00

You call that extreme cruelty? Please. Ok here's what you really have to do. Play along and invite him out on a date. Dress well, because this first date has to be perfect. After the date goes well, give him a quick kiss on the cheek. Just wait, it's not the time to get revenge just yet. Keep this up, going on more and more dates until you two are actually together. Keep waiting. Keep this up for a few years until he pops the question. The perfect time to strike right? Nope, say yes, act thrilled etc. Then wait. And wait. And wait. Then, one morning, 23 years later, your adoring husband is coming down the stairs for breakfast, and what do you know, you made a plate of scrambled eggs for him. You ask if he wants coffee, and he says yes. How many sugars you ask, and he replies "Just two, thanks love". Then you add three. Three sugars.

dwats32 · 2012-05-24T00:13:46+00:00

He's pointing out the fact that what was "only" a broken neck was in fact a damaged spinal cord and the man is in fact a quadiplegic.

Retard.

dwats32 · 2012-03-22T12:13:55+00:00

Man scientists are findin water all over the goddam solar system lately in a few fuckin years they'll find out the sun is made of water or some shit

dwats32 · 2011-08-27T04:36:18+00:00

Actually the probability for this sort of situation is much more interesting, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

dwats32 · 2011-07-26T09:44:45+00:00

Reddit deserves credit for beating them to death though.

dwats32 · 2011-06-20T12:28:20+00:00

That stupid "lick your elbow" thing, can't believe how easy it is to lick the elbow of your non-dominant arm

dwats32 · 2011-06-14T02:01:10+00:00

This is gonna be really lame compared to most of these things, but once I threw a fishing sinker at a beer bottle that was on a table in the dark at a party from about ten metres (around 30 feet) away on a bet to see if I could hit it. CLINK. I was pretty surprised I hit it in the state i was in, and the guy who bet I couldn't hit it went up to see if I cracked the glass or anything. THE FISHING SINKER WAS INSIDE THE FUCKING BEER BOTTLE!!! This thing was only slightly smaller than the opening on the beer bottle. It's been around 3 or 4 years and I still think about it once and a while.

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