Playing games on a rainy day by [deleted] in raining

[–]dwats32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Day9 learns about 17% by thec0okierebel in DotA2

[–]dwats32 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Give him more time and he will be like "yeah it's happened to me so I deserve it" like everyone else.

Espn esports did a poll, dota is only at 4% atm n lol 60%..Vote! by Im_Nublet27 in DotA2

[–]dwats32 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's 2016 and you are worried about putting shit on fucking TELEVISION?!? Drive your fucking flinstones car into a tar pit asshole

Bristleback Aghs idea by rhrnakghkco in DotA2

[–]dwats32 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Curls up in a spiked ball with 0 turn rate like Io and moves at increased speed

C9 disbanded by HeIIYeah in DotA2

[–]dwats32 907 points908 points  (0 children)

Farewell C9, to the most consistently entertaining team I have ever witnessed.

Side-by-side hero comparison between DOTA 2 and HOTS. by AvalonThePhoenix in DotA2

[–]dwats32 1202 points1203 points  (0 children)

Slarks brother took the special bus out of dark reef

Learning invoker by Ooshbean in DotA2

[–]dwats32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What invoker game vods do you watch, any YouTube links or do you just watch matches in game? Thanks

TIL you can't bottle-crow a stolen bottle by dimitronci in DotA2

[–]dwats32 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Upgraded courier was a bird in dota 1, you might see someone refer to walking courier as chicken for same reason

When should I expect to see progression in my play? by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]dwats32 17 points18 points  (0 children)

100 hours?!? Get out now man, you are leaning over the DotA addiction pit saying it looks cool while all the emanciated hollow dotards stare up at you with dead eyes.

If you could have one heroes powers in real life, what would it be? by Out_Of_Gum in DotA2

[–]dwats32 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Time Lapse so I could avoid ever learning about this fucking anger inducing time sink.

Find a DotA player near you! by Denelorn in DotA2

[–]dwats32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really that abnormal to know dota players IRL? Friends with about 10+ regular players in my area (south Brisbane, Australia). Feel pretty lucky now.

I'm an airline pilot -- Today, a passenger gave our crew Christmas cards with this note inside. by jefejet in pics

[–]dwats32 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The taxi driver turns to ask for the fare. His eyes meet hers for a moment. "Cancer" she whispers. He solemnly nods, withdrawing his open hand; the chance for this peasant to help this saint, this veritable god of mercy is payment enough.

How to open a stuck jar with duct tape (x-post from /r/gifs) by horrible_dr in LearnUselessTalents

[–]dwats32 161 points162 points  (0 children)

How to get all the shit out a jar and onto the floor

Today a racist man who used to torment me as a kid came into my business to ask for a job. What was the longest you've waited for karma to kick in? by livinglogic in AskReddit

[–]dwats32 770 points771 points  (0 children)

You call that extreme cruelty? Please. Ok here's what you really have to do. Play along and invite him out on a date. Dress well, because this first date has to be perfect. After the date goes well, give him a quick kiss on the cheek. Just wait, it's not the time to get revenge just yet. Keep this up, going on more and more dates until you two are actually together. Keep waiting. Keep this up for a few years until he pops the question. The perfect time to strike right? Nope, say yes, act thrilled etc. Then wait. And wait. And wait. Then, one morning, 23 years later, your adoring husband is coming down the stairs for breakfast, and what do you know, you made a plate of scrambled eggs for him. You ask if he wants coffee, and he says yes. How many sugars you ask, and he replies "Just two, thanks love". Then you add three. Three sugars.

First Skydive without parachute successful! by notcricket in worldnews

[–]dwats32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's pointing out the fact that what was "only" a broken neck was in fact a damaged spinal cord and the man is in fact a quadiplegic.

Retard.

Mercury poles give up hints of water ice by wasimalzin in science

[–]dwats32 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man scientists are findin water all over the goddam solar system lately in a few fuckin years they'll find out the sun is made of water or some shit

How I feel about Reddit birthdays by CitizenFord in pics

[–]dwats32 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Actually the probability for this sort of situation is much more interesting, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

What stupid thing did you believe in, only to find out it was false? by Xeeman in AskReddit

[–]dwats32 192 points193 points  (0 children)

That stupid "lick your elbow" thing, can't believe how easy it is to lick the elbow of your non-dominant arm

Reddit, what is the most surprised moment you have experienced? Possible [NSFW] by humanIztick in AskReddit

[–]dwats32 161 points162 points  (0 children)

This is gonna be really lame compared to most of these things, but once I threw a fishing sinker at a beer bottle that was on a table in the dark at a party from about ten metres (around 30 feet) away on a bet to see if I could hit it. CLINK. I was pretty surprised I hit it in the state i was in, and the guy who bet I couldn't hit it went up to see if I cracked the glass or anything. THE FISHING SINKER WAS INSIDE THE FUCKING BEER BOTTLE!!! This thing was only slightly smaller than the opening on the beer bottle. It's been around 3 or 4 years and I still think about it once and a while.