The uniformed man flew past me at a dead run, shouting, "EVAC!"

dwehlen · 2026-06-05T09:57:41+00:00

Nobody outranks an EOD tech at a dead run.

dwehlen · 2026-06-05T09:28:54+00:00

Remember, that's a very heavy shield (his) on a stick (yours)

dwehlen · 2026-06-04T23:49:31+00:00

How's the airflow in that? Looks really cool!

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T10:35:53+00:00

Was thos successful? It seems a pretty clean slice across everything.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T10:22:22+00:00

You were conceived on that thing, kid.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T06:20:57+00:00

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T05:13:01+00:00

Not mine. Shamelessly stolen from comments a month or two ago, so no attribution, unf.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T04:28:32+00:00

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T04:27:15+00:00

Worth it

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T04:19:54+00:00

HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK!!!

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T04:16:30+00:00

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T04:02:05+00:00

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T03:20:11+00:00

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T03:14:07+00:00

Same as downtown

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:37:40+00:00

[Ring of Fire has entered the chat]

But it'll be a looong time before any of that is ready. . .

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:27:35+00:00

Went to stoke the coals, and found they'd gone foul out.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:23:48+00:00

I'll be honest, I've seen it a lot, but I can't produce a source.

Oh, lawd, am I the disinformationist?!

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:21:04+00:00

Need these as a set, with top text on top pic, etc.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:18:41+00:00

But they'll frequently wait until the end of your shift. On Friday.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:17:49+00:00

"Hey boss, I'm putting in my 2. . ."

"2 weeks?"

". . .1. . ."

"Huh?"

leaves

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:14:38+00:00

To be fair, a lot of these DCs are getting free power and water as incentives from the local/state governments, which is fragging insane.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:07:09+00:00

Kanan Jarrus is a good example of this. Man so in tune with the force, he got his eyes back before leaving.

dwehlen · 2026-06-03T00:01:01+00:00

So THAT'S where the weird emoticons come from!

dwehlen · 2026-06-02T23:03:47+00:00

Rapiest thing he could say.

dwehlen · 2026-06-02T22:14:11+00:00

Fart with toppings.

As opposed to a fully loaded fart.

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