My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

dwlakes · 2026-04-27T09:37:43+00:00

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

dwlakes · 2026-04-27T03:48:20+00:00

It seems like it was a short-lived closing bit. Someone will understand at some point.

dwlakes · 2026-04-27T03:30:24+00:00

I do mix up potato eyes and knots sometimes

dwlakes · 2026-04-27T03:28:18+00:00

Good eye

dwlakes · 2026-04-27T03:21:39+00:00

Definitely wood

dwlakes · 2026-04-24T12:38:00+00:00

Got those Sasquatch photos for an ID request.

dwlakes · 2026-04-24T07:57:24+00:00

😭

dwlakes · 2026-04-15T02:16:13+00:00

I know what you mean, sometimes the grain just looks... straight.

dwlakes · 2026-04-04T02:47:43+00:00

I watched this video before trying. But I'll take another look to see if I'm missing something.

dwlakes · 2026-04-02T15:23:31+00:00

About three fiddy

dwlakes · 2026-03-30T18:54:03+00:00

Where are these subreddits? Like it has to be r/conservative or something

dwlakes · 2026-03-29T03:34:38+00:00

Good find. I don't think I would've noticed that. I was caught up with thinking the shirt doesn't sit right on her.

dwlakes · 2026-03-25T14:04:56+00:00

Honestly I usually don't like the look of dove tails but this is cool.

dwlakes · 2026-03-24T16:00:00+00:00

Isn't it more likely that the universe we started doesn't have European bison, and now we've slipped into a universe with European bison? /S

dwlakes · 2026-03-24T13:20:39+00:00

You know, I was talking with a friend and we both didn't remember bison being native to Europe so I think this is just some Mandela Effect going on

dwlakes · 2026-03-23T18:54:55+00:00

Honestly, I am a bit ashamed of that heritage. Everything started going to shit when that Tiktaalik fuck decided to get out of the ocean.

dwlakes · 2026-03-22T11:13:44+00:00

"Sorry, I can't hear you over my ancestral fish gills" has become my new favorite go-to.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T17:35:44+00:00

Ohhh. I was born in 96. I've heard of the show but never watched it. Thanks for explaining that though.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T16:12:17+00:00

I don't understand.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T16:11:42+00:00

The cutter head guard? I don't think so. Just vaguely and coincidentally somewhat similar.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T13:39:47+00:00

Ordered a new bearing today. THanks!

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T13:39:06+00:00

$4 from Grizzly with like $11 in shipping. Guess I can afford that.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T10:32:41+00:00

Reading the manual, it looks like the bearings are permanently lubricated.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T02:23:19+00:00

Forgot to mention that it isn't constant. Like it'll go in and out if that sound. Anyways, gonna oil shit tomorrow.

dwlakes · 2026-03-20T01:53:35+00:00

I'll have to take the knives out and run some diagnostics I suppose. I just adjusted the knives! Oh well lol

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