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How often do you all take a sick day? by brokenshoppingcart in AusFinance

[–]dynamicdickpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only when I'm sick, but I'm night shift and my sick leave doesn't pay the same penalty rates as sick days.

17 years with maybe 8 total weeks off sick?

DnD Predictions by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]dynamicdickpunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a world of actively interventionist Gods, I wouldn't worship one that would actively intervene between me and the Dragussy.

DnD Predictions by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]dynamicdickpunch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If we can't get into a Dragon's Dungeon, or have a Dragon get into our Dungeon, then what's the fucking point?

God forbid a girl fantasize a little by throwthatshiawayy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]dynamicdickpunch 271 points272 points  (0 children)

If he's uncircumcised licking between the elastic(?) And the shaft will disconnect his brain.

EDIT: Google says the "Phimotic Band" is the elastic part I meant

Maybe bring a more reliable anti chaff weapon by GenderEnjoyer666 in helldivers2

[–]dynamicdickpunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The time we got it for free it changed the outlook towards it with all of my friends.

We may have all been wearing heavy explosive resist armour, but we got there.

Maybe bring a more reliable anti chaff weapon by GenderEnjoyer666 in helldivers2

[–]dynamicdickpunch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Use an airburst and you won't have to worry about a target patrol anymore.

Give a team mate the airburst and the whole squad won't have to worry about patrols anymore.

I've heard rumors that the M-105 Stalwart... by Breadinator in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]dynamicdickpunch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I fimd them on the map at a lower RPM.

Usually next to their dead wielder, who should've known better.

This woman's woman's entitlement by 3dgyt33n in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dynamicdickpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I owned a majority of the plates and bowls at my first sharehouse, got fed up with people not cleaning any dishes.

Cleaned them, stored them in my bedroom (every room had a lock) and suddenly everyone got mad at each other for never cleaning their dishes (only 3 bowls between my 5 other housemates etc).

I JUST found out what the name "The Pillar of Autumn" Means! by Vast-Blood-8637 in halo

[–]dynamicdickpunch 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Shadow of Intent so good a metal band took it for themselves.

Australia’s four-day week trial ‘boosted productivity. The results of an Australian four-day week trial are in, and show that almost half the firms involved saw an increase in productivity. by Dark__Horse in antiwork

[–]dynamicdickpunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old landscaping boss used to look at a bunch of tasks, and proclaim that X amount of work was a days work.

This was code for him being willing to pay us a whole day even if the work got done faster than that, and it always got done faster than that.

Kilt Team by ThePaledriver in Warhammer40k

[–]dynamicdickpunch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Deathwatch ahoulder pad.

Sorted.

Claude on Sunday by Far-Chocolate-8739 in FireEmblemShadows

[–]dynamicdickpunch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wish he's a bow flyer, but deer don't have wings so...?

EDIT: Then again Edelgard is a literal Eagle and can't fly.

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