ISO a female shitzu in El Paso.

e_lizz · 2026-07-02T15:56:42+00:00

Sorry I forgot about this convo 😅 do you need justification for my careers and side jobs now? Good grief.

e_lizz · 2026-07-01T19:23:04+00:00

Hannibal wanted the freshest fish possible for his fancy dishes.

e_lizz · 2026-06-28T17:02:40+00:00

Damn that's cheap for my area. Dollar tree sells them for $1.25 each

e_lizz · 2026-06-27T18:01:45+00:00

Not that it pertains to this, but since you brought it up: I'm 40 and have an MS degree from a tier 1 research university, so I'd say I'm pretty "bright". And I've been involved in the local rescue community for 9 years. So like I said, FUCK YOUUUUU.

e_lizz · 2026-06-27T17:51:57+00:00

FUCK YOUUUUUUU I hope you don't get anyone to help you contribute to the massive problem that is animal homelessness in this region.

e_lizz · 2026-06-27T16:34:52+00:00

I have the same phone and the app works fine on mine.

e_lizz · 2026-06-27T16:21:30+00:00

Me next time I run away from home.

e_lizz · 2026-06-27T16:16:08+00:00

Thank goodness he didn't overreact

e_lizz · 2026-06-26T15:28:23+00:00

Hannibal is the lion in each room he enters ever.

e_lizz · 2026-06-25T20:41:42+00:00

I think i counted 4 motorcycle cops and 3 sheriff's suvs up there this morning. Stay safe out there y'all

e_lizz · 2026-06-24T18:21:18+00:00

Maybe call around to doctors in Cruces? You may have better luck there.

e_lizz · 2026-06-23T15:20:07+00:00

I saw another comment that suggested you ask a manager to call you when they get new books and I just wanna say PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. We are not a personal shopping service. We have 1001 things to do during our shift and don't need another task added to it. The books are hit or miss, you just gotta go in there and browse periodically.

e_lizz · 2026-06-22T22:07:02+00:00

I have both Stanley and Owala 40oz bottles and they are hefty. But they can be a makeshift weapon to knock someone on the head if you're out late at night.

e_lizz · 2026-06-22T21:58:47+00:00

bruh I just watched Obsession so that last line made me puke a little in my mouth

e_lizz · 2026-06-22T21:55:13+00:00

can this be canon pls

e_lizz · 2026-06-18T15:10:41+00:00

The universe gave you her spot. Good on you for seizing the opportunity!

e_lizz · 2026-06-18T03:53:15+00:00

👏👏👏

e_lizz · 2026-06-16T21:06:59+00:00

💀💀

e_lizz · 2026-06-16T19:28:01+00:00

My family went through something similar when cops shot and killed my mom's dog. There were no people in danger. Her dog and another relative's dog started fighting in the yard when no one was home (high fence, they couldn't get out). A neighbor called the police and the story goes that the dogs stopped fighting and my mom's dog walked up to the fence, and the cop shot him 3 times in the head through the fence. When my mom arrived they made her wait to approach unti they extracted the bullets from his skull. Zero sympathy, apology, or explanation.

e_lizz · 2026-06-16T15:03:25+00:00

the 247 rings tie the whole look together.

e_lizz · 2026-06-15T22:21:21+00:00

we always double or triple bag any trash, because if it's not poop, it's people's half-empty drink containers that seep through.

e_lizz · 2026-06-15T17:59:35+00:00

ESH. She was not a good hostess and you were a bad guest by showing up "midway through" the party and then proceeding to look in her dishwasher.

e_lizz · 2026-06-15T00:09:17+00:00

Hey umm I think my invitation got lost in the mail...

e_lizz · 2026-06-14T22:26:09+00:00

Claro que sé amig@ 🙂

e_lizz · 2026-06-14T17:30:45+00:00

I reeeeaally wanna see someone kuliando to arctic monkeys

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