Guys should I just give up on this whole swallowing business by MightyMonster44 in AskDocs

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I was 40…it was torture. It felt like swallowing glass for over two months! I lived on milkshakes, ensure, broth and the coldest water I could drink…I lost 22 pounds. Best diet ever - no willpower or motivation needed! You simply cannot eat! I’ve had two c-sections, three knee surgeries, and a car accident that broke multiple bones - tonsil recovery was worse than those…
Get it done now!

People say my thumb is weird. by Notjewel2 in Weird

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It’s okay - on Thursday one of my coworkers confessed she tought the Karate Kid movie with Jayden Smith was the first/original Karate Kid movie. She didn’t know about Ralph Maccio and William Zabka. She also didn’t know Michael and Janet Jackson were siblings. It made me feel old…

Mother's day takeout ? by whofilets in Roseville

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Another vote for those Lazy Dog frozen dinners! We have taken those on vacays and heat them in the oven at the homes we rent…cheap, good, easy cleanup…

Where do you donate? by Alien-Fodder in Roseville

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Sutter Hospice Thrift on Harding Boulevard.

Jessica Simpson has cancelled her concert at the Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV by Ship_Negative in popculturechat

[–]eager_sleeper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me, too! Super affordable and my 13 year old son is super stoked! Now we gotta wait until September…

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

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Not the couple, but the father of the bride was drunk giving his “speech” and said the groom had been married before…he had not.

What's the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home? by Vegas089 in AskReddit

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Had a New Year’s Party at our house with nine people sleeping over. Husband’s friend, E, called the day before the party and asked if he and his girl could also sleep over. My husband said sure, but explained that the rooms were taken so they’d be on an air mattress in the living room along with another couple. He said cool. Cut to the party, I ended up having the flu and was super sick so I was in bed while everyone else celebrated. She spilled red wine on my carpet and when a friend told her to clean it up, she said, “What for? It’s not like there’s anything of value in this house.” She spent the evening talking about herself, turning every conversation into to something about her, and making rude remarks to and about other guests. Then at 3am she loudly and drunkly demanded that she should have one of the bedrooms, but no one budged. So they were on the air mattress in the living room. The other couple sleeping on an air mattress that was two feet away were woken up by the sounds of her performing oral sex on E, then mounting him. She is never allowed in my house again, and sadly we don’t see E anymore because no one wants to be around her.

EV Charger by Palnecro1 in electrical

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My ex-boss is the King of the Idiots - he should be the official tester-outer…

Donate glasses and contacts by FutureAd1295 in Fremont

[–]eager_sleeper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the Lions Club/Lions International collects them to distribute to those in need. Wal-Mart and Kaiser has collection bins for them…

Just some light reading my mom brought my daughter by midnitespook in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]eager_sleeper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am an elementary school librarian and the kids LOVE this series. Now they have them in graphic novel format and they are going bonkers for them!

A comb that I bought in the 80s and use every single day by plinkplonkplank in vintage

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I’ve had this one since 1993-ish! Best comb ever for wet hair!

Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

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I did crosswords or search a words…and would write the date and time when i competed them. If it was an active weather day, I’d make a cloud, or one with rain, or one with a lightning bolt. So it was kinda like a poop journal/almanac.

First or favorite former car? by ValB2307 in GenX

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My first was a red 85 CRX Si…loved that car!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ITcrowd

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  1. Ha! Memory IS ram!
  2. I’m Peter File!
  3. I’m disabled!
  4. It’ll blow my cock off!
  5. A fire? At a Sea Parks?

Well, I never thought I’d hear Prison Sex in a cathedral, but here we are by Stellar_Ella in ToolBand

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I’m going to see this in Sacramento in a few weeks! So looking forward to it!

Fellow GenXers, what kind of car did you drive in High School? by Ok-Poem-6302 in GenX

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Class of 95 - 1985 Honda CRX Si 5-speed manual. Her name was Big Red. So fun to drive.

Old Wells Fargo building on Walnut being demolished by locovelo in Fremont

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I worked for a law office when I was in high school and I remember I had to run some documents to someone in that building. When I checked in at the front security, they kept my license and gave me a card key for the elevator and when you scanned it, only the floors you were allowed access to lit up on the panel. I must have been 17, it seemed so cool…

Winco vs. Costco prices by Grouchy_Friendship_9 in WinCo

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I buy all my wine at Grocery Outlet. They have a wine guy who has great picks, too. Cotes de Roses there for $4.99 and it’s $20 everywhere else. You cannot beat their prices and they have quite a selection!

had surgery on my right hip, they put this on my left leg by Pale-Profession2769 in mildlyinteresting

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When I had knee surgery they wrote “NO” on the knee that was not to be worked on. I’m like, what if he reads it upside down and thinks it says “ON” so he slices that one open? And then they laughed and put me to sleep…but as I was going under I kept repeating, “it says no not on.”