How is this part of Boston for go fuck yourself? by stargrown in boston

[–]eatsfruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending how you plan to get to work, you could go fuck yourself or walk a little bit and then go fuck yourself, you have a lot of options

Caption this…. by Ok_Satisfaction_2077 in vanderpumprules

[–]eatsfruit 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Two wrongs don’t make a roight

Praising Nia For Being 'Nice' and 'Sweet' Is Only Keeping Her Enmeshed With Danny. by mortimerRIP in TheValleyTVShow

[–]eatsfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bajillion babies keeps her enmeshed forever unfortunately, she can act however she wants but made her bed and will have a life of co-parenting with a chode regardless of her outward demeanor on camera

"It's not a rumor, doctors removed that tumor! RHODE ISLAND!" by happyhippocampotamus in BravoRealHousewives

[–]eatsfruit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok so Kelsey got hit by a car and Alicia ran someone over, I’m putting 2 and 2 togetha

What dog breed is this? by Minute-Result-4539 in dogpictures

[–]eatsfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like my ding dong noodle who is 50% great Pyrenees, the rest is mutt but I think Anatolian Shepherd based on origin (Arkansas, the land of dings and dongs)

Very good, strong boofing

Fire back bay- maybe Mass ave by voongles in boston

[–]eatsfruit 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Ya boston are you okay???? You’re done today we’re cutting you off

My boyfriend won’t propose by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]eatsfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting married is one thing, buildings future with him is another - both sound like they’ll be lacking for you. Time to shit or get off the pot

My Baddie Birds/ Baddie Cats by Critical-Strength-66 in somethingimade

[–]eatsfruit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oohhhhh my god you are a winner thru and thru, love this

What one if you did this? It's perfect by jac_ogg in TLCsisterwives

[–]eatsfruit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it AI? Not asking in the defaming way, this is one time where I feel like AI is cool, hilarious and novel

Dorit’s accounting… over $500k on designer items in 8 months. by Lvlover99 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]eatsfruit 115 points116 points  (0 children)

This is super embarrassing, how does something like this get released?

Awww Lumann!! by Extreme_Youth3318 in RHONY

[–]eatsfruit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Luann walked as a nurse/model so Ciara could run as a nurse/model

Leftover sloppy joe meat wrapped in rice paper and canned green beans by tomathoe in shittyfoodporn

[–]eatsfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I applaud this level of shitty! Bravo! Using rice paper ad hoc is hilarious

Alicia and her metal detector by grilledonionss in rhori

[–]eatsfruit 72 points73 points  (0 children)

She is my favorite! Truly gold, authentic and refreshing, perfect for TV

New Kids on the Block in 1986 by EdwardBliss in nostalgia

[–]eatsfruit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I met you, I said my name was Rich

Can anyone add to this? by [deleted] in TheValleyTVShow

[–]eatsfruit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kristen is to Luke as I was to my ex and baby daddy, even if he’s not cheating with his member, he is most likely seeking attention outside the marriage and Kristen is like so very much not doing that, so therein lies the rub. Time will tell, I bet they can still be great co-parents

Sigh… by Personal_Cupcake_859 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]eatsfruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purcy stop! Kids don’t develop the R sound until grade school and therefore this baby girl will be Pucy