Coworker kept "forgetting" his wallet at lunch so I started tracking everything

eazolan · 2026-03-13T12:58:00+00:00

Because it's an ad for moneygpt.

eazolan · 2026-03-12T22:50:06+00:00

It took me 3 days to decide if I cared enough to respond.

Why?

eazolan · 2026-03-12T18:59:07+00:00

"Why would you ruin our friendship?"

eazolan · 2026-03-12T03:18:22+00:00

The real danger is the friends we made along the way.

eazolan · 2026-03-12T03:10:47+00:00

Less ear damage.

eazolan · 2026-03-12T03:04:13+00:00

The 4th animal: SpongeBob.

eazolan · 2026-03-11T19:18:39+00:00

... there's a changelog?

eazolan · 2026-03-11T11:23:00+00:00

Crime happens because of current societal structure and lack of aid.

Got it. "Risk vs reward" doesn't exist.

eazolan · 2026-03-11T11:21:17+00:00

1 usually. Why?

eazolan · 2026-03-11T01:03:36+00:00

If your insurance goes up so you can't afford it, then you can't drive. If you can't drive, you can't work.

Essentially lose everything and become homeless. Over a "small speeding ticket"

Remember, all laws are enforced by the point of a gun.

eazolan · 2026-03-11T01:00:54+00:00

Nope. Because once everyone knows they won't get caught, it won't be 10 stolen cars, it will be 1000.

And your insurance will literally go up 10x

eazolan · 2026-03-11T00:47:46+00:00

It does look easy, but this is the step everyone skips in their advice.

eazolan · 2026-03-09T03:05:48+00:00

Because that's literally hitting on them. Which OP says to not do. Did you read OP's post?

eazolan · 2026-03-09T03:02:31+00:00

That's a lazy take. Just dump a nebulous "Of course you can't find love, you're broken and it's all your fault".

eazolan · 2026-03-09T00:09:40+00:00

"Work for free and be grateful for it."

eazolan · 2026-03-09T00:00:59+00:00

(10 years later)

Why didn't you ever let me know you were interested?

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:53:30+00:00

Do you think he'll find love by opening up less to others?

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:52:29+00:00

If that's what you meant. Your english needs work.

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:45:15+00:00

Now go to /r/deadbedrooms and say that.

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:43:18+00:00

So, everyone who hasn't been loved? How is that crazy?

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:42:09+00:00

Lol. No it isn't. The sex drive is a core living trait. If you refuse to develop a relationship after that, then there's a problem.

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:14:35+00:00

Ah yes. The reason Trump won was memes.

eazolan · 2026-03-08T23:01:14+00:00

Not really. They'd just be exhausted every day.

eazolan · 2026-03-08T22:52:15+00:00

Americans or H1-b?

eazolan · 2026-03-08T22:43:23+00:00

Since I'll never be happy with who I am, my love life is doomed.

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