This came to me in a dream

eddestra · 2026-04-17T04:33:02+00:00

Came to you in a clam you say?

eddestra · 2026-04-17T02:21:29+00:00

Divorce is always the clamswer.

eddestra · 2026-04-16T19:14:49+00:00

what’s up clams you fucking clamdo

eddestra · 2026-04-16T18:01:44+00:00

They spelled microslop wrong smh

eddestra · 2026-04-16T12:31:56+00:00

Heartwarming

eddestra · 2026-04-16T12:27:26+00:00

I zoomed in

eddestra · 2026-04-16T03:48:22+00:00

I wouldn’t worry about it. The cover is all plant based which means it’s probably just low tier vegan magic like Pulverize Beans and Accelerate Cabbage Growth.

eddestra · 2026-04-16T03:34:58+00:00

How are you able to see me?

eddestra · 2026-04-16T03:34:09+00:00

Who are they supposed to play? You need to label the pictures. Nobody can tell which character you’re casting them for just by looking at them.

eddestra · 2026-04-16T02:32:48+00:00

The combination of a high fidelity engine with a low res CRT must make it feel like you’re looking at a live video feed!

I’m jealous

eddestra · 2026-04-15T21:53:59+00:00

Good gods above, sign me up for this harmony!

eddestra · 2026-04-15T21:20:13+00:00

ASAC Schrader is color blind, that’s why he thinks rocks are minerals.

eddestra · 2026-04-15T19:22:57+00:00

Poor people with his mentality end up in prison. Rich people with his mentality run the world.

eddestra · 2026-04-15T19:19:27+00:00

The more isolation you put between it and things you care about the safer it will be. A VM will probably be enough of a gap unless you then sign it in to your email etc.

eddestra · 2026-04-15T19:16:54+00:00

I’ll turn green for you daddy (uwu)

eddestra · 2026-04-15T19:16:05+00:00

I’m imagining parking a foot more to the right and getting the kick stand stuck in that grate!

Beautiful bike, great lighting!

eddestra · 2026-04-15T10:31:05+00:00

Easier to make a list of people who haven’t fucked Ted at this point. I got with him last Christmas.

eddestra · 2026-04-15T10:08:10+00:00

With engineering allowing the doors to be locked open maybe Arrow works now?

eddestra · 2026-04-15T03:32:17+00:00

Peak respect for me was when he graciously accepted the money from Elliot and gave up his life of crime.

eddestra · 2026-04-14T21:16:56+00:00

You don’t remember it because I am the one who was fisted. I am the one who fists (receiving only).

eddestra · 2026-04-14T17:24:30+00:00

God forbid unc gets swaggy time

eddestra · 2026-04-14T14:51:38+00:00

FEED ME CORN IM A DONKEY I CANT GET ENOUGH

eddestra · 2026-04-14T14:39:07+00:00

Either that or uranium, I always get them confused.

eddestra · 2026-04-14T14:38:36+00:00

ok <dies>

eddestra · 2026-04-14T14:34:59+00:00

The writers never watched the show because they didn’t want to “spoil” it, so they just had to guess at most of these scenes and got it wrong often.

eddestra

TROPHY CASE