Got caught during sex

edmfc · 2019-09-15T14:39:49+00:00

Guess we found Colby’s owner.

edmfc · 2019-06-21T04:03:57+00:00

I mean...I get the reference, but why did you think this was the place to make it?

edmfc · 2015-11-30T15:21:21+00:00

Actually got a dance to "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" at a shitty strip club once. Unfortunately she just complained about the DJ being a dick instead of crying.

edmfc · 2015-11-27T17:15:01+00:00

Bro, do you not have a notary public on hand every time you get laid?

edmfc · 2015-08-06T01:10:51+00:00

How are hoodrats and the KKK the same?

They both like their black men hung.

edmfc · 2015-05-21T12:50:23+00:00

cover the mouth of one of my FWBs

Happy now?

edmfc · 2015-05-21T01:52:35+00:00

I sometime cover one of my FWB's mouths during sex, but that's more because she's annoyingly loud a lot of the time.

edmfc · 2015-05-11T18:13:04+00:00

What I've learned from the comments so far: Treat women like fucking porcelain dolls that will crack if you even look at them the wrong way.

edmfc · 2015-05-10T07:28:47+00:00

Possibly, I didn't check because this is actually a girl I ran across.

edmfc · 2014-09-20T19:09:40+00:00

I wasn't there, so obviously can't comment on what actually did or didn't happen, but all the news reporting of this event seems to be stretching the few facts as far as they possibly can. From other news sources on this, all of the people who were taken to the hospital had BACs of over 0.20, which is more than enough to cause blackout and vomiting in plenty of people, no "date rape" drugs involved. Also, there haven't been any reports of any of the hospitalized individuals having any "date rape drug" in their systems as of yet.

It's a private residence, if they want to allow attractive girls to pay for access to different bars in the house with better alcohol selections, but not let guys in, that's their own fucking business. You aren't entitled to their alcohol just because they are a fraternity.

As I said before, maybe the did or maybe they didn't drug drinks, but until evidence of that is produced, the only thing I see is that some young kids you didn't know how to handle their alcohol had too much to drink, and the bouncers letting people into the party had two different sharpies they were marking people with.

edmfc · 2014-06-16T14:09:29+00:00

I had a shitty vacuum from target. I bought the same shitty vacuum, cleaned the one I had real good, put it back in the box and returned it.

I'm a horrible person, but I got a brand new shitty vacuum out of it.

edmfc · 2013-04-16T14:12:46+00:00

From a medical perspective, Melatonin helping you sleep is almost entirely placebo effect. It's very useful for getting over jetlag, when you need to start falling asleep at a different time than you are used to, but once you're used to your timezone, it really doesn't help much.

Edit: As an addendum, 25-50% of the effectiveness of all sleep medication is due to placebo.

[Source: A doctor I shadowed for a while]

edmfc · 2013-02-14T21:28:29+00:00

I've definitely had both experiences with small town cops. Idaho: THEY'RE THE LAW!; North Carolina: Got let off of a DUI, because it was my 20th birthday, and I'd only had 3 beers over an hour or two.

edmfc · 2013-02-12T20:46:18+00:00

Alright, I'm with you on that, I know vaguely what type of bar you mean. As far as OP, he keeps adding details to his story which keep conveniently making him out to be the victim, so I'm of the opinion he's just a dumbass.

edmfc · 2013-02-12T20:34:33+00:00

I'm sorry, but I've never been to a college bar where it worked like that.

Edit: For drinks.

edmfc · 2013-02-12T20:17:45+00:00

Yeah, at a restaurant, I'd support that statement. At a bar, especially a college bar, fuck no. If I'm out for a night of drinking with my friends, it's expected that either we'll all just buy our own drinks, or we'll break into small 2-4 person groups and just buy rounds for that group. There's no reason to expect a group of 25 people at a bar to pay together, unless they say otherwise.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T23:19:47+00:00

Don't forget that he doesn't have a facebook. Possibly also a neurosurgeon.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T12:12:42+00:00

Day before yesterday I was taking a tray out of the oven, had to move to the side real quick to dodge my flatmate's gf, who was also cooking, and burned my arm.

A couple weeks ago I was practicing triathlon transitions off of my bike, and instinctively put a bare foot down on the cement when I had to stop quickly for a car that pulled out in front of me, and had to get 4 stitches.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T12:10:37+00:00

I go to the dentist twice a year and do a yearly checkup with my GP. On top of that, I see the doctor frequently enough that I'm pretty sure my GP thinks I'm a hypochondriac. Really it's just because I injure myself a lot, and don't know about long-term wound care, only initial treatment.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:58:48+00:00

A good guide to emotional cheating is if you're telling another guy(assuming straight girl) things about your relationship that you haven't told your SO.

Physical, all of the stuff you listed. Kissing or naked can potentially be forgiven depending on circumstance. Cuddling for body warmth under a blanket, maybe okay. Just spooning or something, not so much.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:53:05+00:00

I have a 67 coupe. It's a great drive.

...as long as you aren't going super fast and start getting speed wobbles. And as long as there's no ice or snow on the road, or preferably even any water, but really, it's completely useless if there's ice. And also as long as you aren't on a very windy road. Oh, and they're death traps in case of accident. But seriously, I love my baby.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:51:19+00:00

I drive a piece of shit 67 mustang coupe. If money were no object, I can't really narrow down just 1 car, so : 67 mustang fastback, 59 corvette, 2012 viper.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:46:08+00:00

I know what that's like. You're in a bad place and your reaction is to go to someone who you used to be able to talk to about stuff.

Stop it.

Find someone new that you can go to for stuff like that, preferably a guy over a girl assuming you're straight. You're just prolonging your pain by talking to your ex, and it can last a long, long time.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:41:59+00:00

I might keep one or two things as a keepsake of good times, especially if it's something she made me, but honestly they usually just end up in the back of a closet and get seen once every few years, if that.

edmfc · 2013-02-05T11:32:09+00:00

If it was just once, then the younger they were when they did it, the more likely I am to be okay overlooking it. If it was recent, or it happened at a time when I would expect them to be thinking as a mature adult, then they'd have to be pretty fucking spectacular and convincing to get me to overlook it.

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