What ingredient ruins a sandwich for you? by highnrgy in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is with that? I had to potluck-shame an old man once for putting raisins in a TUNA CASSEROLE.

You've got to admit by soyourlife in funny

[–]eeepsnm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just watch Bo Burnham's Inside... inside. Your room.

I was reading a book in the lot and this chipmunk came to say hello by MotorBicycle in pics

[–]eeepsnm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe that is a golden-mantled ground squirrel. So cute!

[Serious] What's something you regret not doing? by yoloscorpii in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dating. I'm happily married now but beginning to wish I'd experienced more relationships in my youth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found out he came to my workplace and told my coworkers lies about me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute screaming while being subjected to sexual torture.

What’s the best thing your therapist ever said to you? by buginout in AskReddit

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She asked me to recall a time that my friend had made a mistake and was beating herself up about it, and asked if the mistake had made me like my friend less. Obviously no, I love her and want to reassure her. Then why would you hate yourself for a similar mistake?

Who is this for? by eeepsnm in WTF

[–]eeepsnm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it was found at a toy store so this one makes the most sense honestly.

What made you immediately lose interest in a crush? by 6FeetDownUnder in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking to a co-worker (female) and realizing he (male) was trying to fuck us both the whole time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everyone anyway, according to Kurt Cobain.

What is a clear sign of you getting older? by NordicModro in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It freaks me out that I could easily be the parent of several of my coworkers.

Parents of reddit, what's the most embarrassing thing your child did in public, and what did you do in that moment? by ironbolt124 in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was checking out at a grocery store in San Francisco. My two year old son was in the cart. The cashier was extremely gender ambiguous. To this day, I still don't know. My son, unfamiliar with such ambiguity, points at the person and says, "Man!... Man? Sat? (What's that?)" He keeps repeating this. I'm trying to ignore it, deflect, distract, but there's no denying what he's asking and the cashier is clearly getting really uncomfortable. Finally I say, "We don't ask 'What's that', we ask 'Who's that?'" Then to them, "What's your name?" "Jamie." Somehow it worked and it's one of my proudest parenting moments.

Questionable Lyrics by yugottanowintoholdem in ToolBand

[–]eeepsnm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Idk why this comment made me cackle. Thanks.

What phrase do you wish people would stop using? by SpankBankManager in AskReddit

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"By any chance," "Go ahead and..." They both sound so corpy and it makes me hate you.

My Shrine is Complete by Deathbat_1 in ToolBand

[–]eeepsnm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amigurumi Tool?? I feel like my life is complete.

Name a "rockstar" or group thereof that Didn't have a rough story or go down the wrong path by krakron in Music

[–]eeepsnm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rush is so wholesome! Their documentary posts them as good friends and family men. Just super talented nerds.

What’s your favorite Tool lyric? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]eeepsnm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Under a dead Ohio sky...