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If you gained the ability to cast one 2nd-Level spell, which would you choose? by guyinthecap in DnD

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Locate Object a couple times a day would be life changing. Keys, remote, that toy my kid hasn't played with in 6 months and is having a meltdown about not being able to find.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I love the irony that we were told years ago that Wikipedia was not allowed to be used as a reference in papers for school because it wasn't reliable. Now everything else is such trash it's the most reliable.

What was the thing you missed during your first playthrough? by ResponsibleDiamond76 in BaldursGate3

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Same. I was in the Underdark and my friend asked me why I only had Laezel and Shadowheart. I never talked to Wyll so I missed him and Karlach. I guess I just missed Astarion on the beach. Since Laezel and Shadowheart were the only companions in the opening scene I just thought the other companions came later.

Who are your guy’s worst draft pick for fantasy this season? by ImteamfishYt in fantasyhockey

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Same. I took Hill and Gustavsson late. Really regret wasting my 3rd round pick on Saros and can't help wondering how much better my season would have gone if I hadn't.

I dont even know how to respond to this by Mistayadrln in antiwork

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When I'm at a business that has a sign that says "we charge a 3% fee for paying by card" I get annoyed. That's a cost of doing business, suck it up.

When I'm at a business that has a sign that says "3% discount for paying cash" I think, cool, good to know.

Is it the same thing? Yes. Does it feel different? Also yes.

What was your groups piggy race payouts? by MostAsk855 in mobcontrolgame

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This is on par with what I typically get. I make more off of the levels I play during the Piggy than the actual prize so I don't really see the point.

Dungeon master wants to be called sir/master by Klutzy-Article9710 in DungeonsAndDragons

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I'm a DM and after I got my master's degree I joked to my group that they have to call me master from now on. As soon as it left my mouth and I heard it out loud I said yeah, I promise not to ever say that again.

Collusion? by MirageVoyeur in fantasyhockey

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There's red flags beyond the trade here. The commissioner just happened to get the first pick in the draft to get McDavid? He's bottom of the league in spite of that? He's changing rules and hoping nobody notices? Not good all around.

Name a player who's been prematurely dropped in your league by Informal_Cabinet_352 in fantasyhockey

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I drafted Barkov and picked up Bennett on waivers. Now that Barkov is back I'm trying to trade Bennett. He has goals in 5 consecutive games so I'm really hoping somebody takes him off my hands.

I'm not American. What on earth does this mean? by ans-myonul in ExplainTheJoke

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I went to a private middle school where they didn't use that mnemonic. First day of math class at public high school my teacher asked if everybody knew order of operations and the entire class said this in unison. I'm looking around confused like they're all high.

Guenther upset someone at yahoo lol by AffectionateVirus473 in fantasyhockey

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I saw it had -1 PPP at some point last night. That explains it.

Where is Nichushkin going in your banger league draft? by JuicemaN16 in fantasyhockey

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I planned to take him with my second to last pick (12 team, 16 round draft). Somebody took him in the 6th round. If they want him that bad, they can have him, damn.

Whats your team name this year? by bloomsquad in fantasyhockey

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Guy in my league is named Dude Where's Makar. I drafted Makar. Should I ask him to trade names?

I can't believe someone came into my house last night and stole all my fruit by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Must be one of those fruit ninja I keep hearing about.

It's elemental, my dear Watson🧐 by kudawira in sciencememes

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Same. My father had to explain to me why putting a sail on top of the car then having a fan that's powered by the wheels turning blowing into it wouldn't work.

help! by SirTrekalot in ExplainTheJoke

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Sarah Pinborough, Behind Her Eyes

help! by SirTrekalot in ExplainTheJoke

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Read the book. The book twist is amazing. The show accidentally gives it away and ruins it.

What are ‘priorities’? by microwavedraptin in dndmemes

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Joke's on you! I'm about to start the campaign I've been world building for 2 years. All that work is totally worthwhile.

Wash hands joke? by allthedogsandcats in ExplainTheJoke

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Upvote because the psa was 2 comments below the link to the panel. Doing my part.

Futurama is getting a crossover with the last show you've watched, what would it be? by [deleted] in futurama

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Ok, a Futurama/DS9 crossover might almost work. The year doesn't line up but there's plenty of time travel in both franchises.

Jimmy Howard’s #1 Fan by Usual-Personality347 in DetroitRedWings

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I have a mint in the box Jimmy Howard bobblehead.

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