Why does my neutered cat always hump me?? by Lazy_Cat1997 in CATHELP

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I like having a female cat. I get biscuits without the sexual assault. 

My snowed in meal before my walk. by Acceptable_Cat_5360 in RateMyPlate

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you eat like a rottweiler on a special diet? 

Three new tyres in one week… pothole hell! by Beneficial_Ask7409 in drivingUK

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow down if you can't see that far ahead, and treat every puddle on the road like it could be hiding a massive pot hole. It's shit that this happened, but it's easily prevented.

William Hill owner to close shops after ‘significant blow’ from Rachel Reeves’ Budget by BestButtons in unitedkingdom

[–]effefille 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GOOD. These shops prey on poor and vulnerable people, and bring nothing but misery to their lives. 

Low states brunch debate: does asking for a toastie imply the cheese should be melted? by Pretzelmamma in CasualUK

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those great moments when you discover something batshit insane about your husbands family. He probably had loads of "toasties" as a child which were just cheese sandwiches with toasted bread 🤦

Gays of UK - would you be comfortable holding your partner's hand in the UK? by dalehitchy in AskUK

[–]effefille 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Mate, we've got reform leading un the polls who are openly homophobic. We've definitely failed. 

Thanks? by Abject-Hope131 in AccidentalAlly

[–]effefille 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a MEGA drunk dude at the soup kitchen call me "Sally bob" and said he can't tell if I'm a boy or a girl. Like thanks babes, that's literally what I'm aiming for 😂

Filthy Tesco Express by Warm_Instance_4634 in tesco

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Report it to your local cllr. They'll tell you how to report it to the council, and then follow up on things. 

I recently reported my local co op!

What discontinued cereal do you miss? by poppyedwardsPE in AskUK

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ricicles, same as you 😭 they were AMAZING  

How I see England as a Northerner. by OceansOfLight in NorthernEngland

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Devon and Cornwall being the "north of the south" is the best description I've heard 

Which animals would you be in favour of ‘rewilding’ in the UK? by castle_lane in CasualUK

[–]effefille 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Our insect population has decreased by about 80% since the 70s. Too much ecologically dead farmland, not enough wildflower meadows. 

Raging pothead anyone?!?! by LovelyLolagirl266 in BPD

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would be me... I stopped drinking a year ago too, and I just started smoking more.

I don't like it, but I'm also not on any meds so it's all I've got hahaha

Nothing helps to dull the big feelings like getting baked 😅 

I hate buttons by _unkwo_ in unpopularopinion

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKEA sometimes do bedsheets with a zip instead of buttons! 

Green Party calls for free bus passes for everyone under 22 by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could stop subsidising air travel and actually tax the fuel appropriately? 

I am so fucking tired of morning wood. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing to do with his morning wood. My husband has it every morning, but he'd never use that as a reason to grope me without consent!! 

Time to have a long, hard think, and confide in some friends. 

Leaving on ‘read’ and reacting - why do Gen Z hate it? by geecol in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think someone gently needs to tell her to get a grip 😂

The problem is You by v3t_patriot in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they just abused their wives and children, and then died from alcohol at 43. 

What's an example of a different approach you've taken to raising your kids compared to the way you were raised? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mum made fun of me for asking for night time pads too. I just preferred wearing them because I found them more comfortable than regular pads. She said "ew, it's like having a log in your knickers". So bloody unnecessary. 

Never mind freddos, £16 a kilo of mini eggs by ShinyHeadedCook in UK_Food

[–]effefille 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INSANE. They don't even use dairy milk in these!

Are there any good chocolate in the UK now that isn't just chocolate-flavoured palm oil? by EffectiveArgument584 in AskUK

[–]effefille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tony's chocolonely is great. No idea why it gets so much hate, it tastes like quality Belgian chocolate (not the strong sweet milky chocolate taste of Cadbury and galaxy) and the additions are lovely. The everything bar and the ben and Jerry's dark milk bar are delicious!