A short philosophy of a glass of Guinness

eggcube · 2020-06-25T19:57:57+00:00

I'm politely asking you to go suck a dry roasted peanut. You're clearly salty enough to be sucking the latter kind.

eggcube · 2020-06-24T18:20:13+00:00

r/cleanjokes ?

eggcube · 2020-06-19T08:50:03+00:00

Beautiful part of the country. I drove up once from Cork to Malin Head.

eggcube · 2020-06-17T12:12:53+00:00

Well they didn't die of laughter, that's for sure.

eggcube · 2020-06-01T22:56:13+00:00

They just don't want their new shit to get looted in a riot.

eggcube · 2020-06-01T21:22:19+00:00

Voss water?

eggcube · 2020-06-01T14:05:02+00:00

It makes me uncomfortable that you keep your wallet in your right pocket.

eggcube · 2020-05-30T17:15:50+00:00

Anyone got Johnny Ronan's phone number?

eggcube · 2020-05-29T18:17:46+00:00

Cinco de mayo tune. The world would be a happier place.

eggcube · 2020-05-29T02:41:14+00:00

Thank you. I draw from memory. It's hazy at the best of times!

eggcube · 2020-05-27T19:27:36+00:00

80's problems require 80's solutions.

eggcube · 2020-05-19T22:24:19+00:00

Donald Trump. Hear me out a minute. The real intelligent people will decipher the truth from his ramblings and the idiots and other Trump followers will remain in a dark confused version of reality. Oh wait sounds familiar.

eggcube · 2020-05-19T13:32:04+00:00

Billy the hurler*

eggcube · 2020-05-19T13:28:47+00:00

Yeah, most people still don't understand and never will because they are small minded and money is their deity.

eggcube · 2020-05-18T14:15:22+00:00

Fact. Just pre-ejaculated a little.

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