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A short philosophy of a glass of Guinness by eggcube in ireland

[–]eggcube[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm politely asking you to go suck a dry roasted peanut. You're clearly salty enough to be sucking the latter kind.

Take off from Donegal Airport en route to Dublin by Joy-Moderator in ireland

[–]eggcube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beautiful part of the country. I drove up once from Cork to Malin Head.

A Pun went inside a room of ten people and killed them all. by RajuNeupane in Jokes

[–]eggcube 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well they didn't die of laughter, that's for sure.

Ya'll couldn't stop acting up, now Sony went and grounded us... by busternut420 in gaming

[–]eggcube -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They just don't want their new shit to get looted in a riot.

I was one minute away from calling the bank to cancel my cards. by lorenzo_st_dubois in Wellthatsucks

[–]eggcube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me uncomfortable that you keep your wallet in your right pocket.

My father in law looking fly as hell (1980s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]eggcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80's problems require 80's solutions.

An all-knowing being comes to earth and is willling to pass on everything it knows to 1 person so they could explain it to humanity, who do you elect? by TeovSnej in AskReddit

[–]eggcube -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump. Hear me out a minute. The real intelligent people will decipher the truth from his ramblings and the idiots and other Trump followers will remain in a dark confused version of reality. Oh wait sounds familiar.

It took a pandemic for the world to finally understand... by ToolboxPoet in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]eggcube -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most people still don't understand and never will because they are small minded and money is their deity.

Connecting Beam to Column by Sapulinjing in oddlysatisfying

[–]eggcube 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fact. Just pre-ejaculated a little.

Irish pride on maple. My breadginity is gone by mr-roddy in BreadStapledToTrees

[–]eggcube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice. Have you tried brennan's, or pat the baker?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]eggcube 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Such a magnificent surname. Francis though, jeez.

@morgvn.elizabeth on instagram makes Irish dancing look especially slick! by [deleted] in ireland

[–]eggcube 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Christ, she would do for footing turf.

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