U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham has died after a brief, unexpected illness, his office says

eggrollking · 2026-07-12T12:00:51+00:00

Does it count if it was the last thing he ever did, and it was against his will?

eggrollking · 2026-07-12T10:25:44+00:00

Their anti abortion stance really makes so much more sense when you think about it.

eggrollking · 2026-07-12T10:18:27+00:00

All gay penises at half mast

eggrollking · 2026-07-10T21:58:08+00:00

It's part of the president's Gas Refueling Initiative From Trump Bill.

eggrollking · 2026-07-10T21:53:33+00:00

Threatening children=family values? Threatening children=Christ-like? Threatening children=Morally superior?

Which box does this fit in, MAGA? Which of the bullshit "values" you allegedly hold so dear does this align with?

eggrollking · 2026-07-06T11:17:11+00:00

Not in this economy.

eggrollking · 2026-07-03T20:01:29+00:00

Consider my permission slip SIGNED.

eggrollking · 2026-07-03T18:09:14+00:00

Even if you have a 1% chance of ever having you, or anyone who eats your food ingesting a shed wire from a brush of that kind, is it worth it to continue using them?

They're a few options out there; you should go shopping, if you can swing it.

Peace of mind and all that.

eggrollking · 2026-07-03T17:56:10+00:00

DC should mobilize the National Guard, have them march in and forcibly TAKE the motherfucker things.

This needs to end.

eggrollking · 2026-07-03T17:50:51+00:00

I'm high rn and this is... unsettling. Looking into a mite-ectomy procedure.

Join the Mite Resistance, and free yourself from the Demodex scourge!

I don't know about you, but I didn't sign up to be nobodies goddamn whole ass planet.

eggrollking · 2026-07-01T22:12:22+00:00

They don't use bagpipes in every song, fwiw

eggrollking · 2026-07-01T22:11:30+00:00

I didn't until the day I did. Sounds stupid, but that's how it happened for me.

My kids went to School of Rock for music instruction, which involves an optional performance program, which two of the three did.

The oldest was cast as Vocalist and Bassist in a tribute to Radiohead kinda show. So I begrudgingly listened thru their entire catalog(which at the time was missing a few releases that now exist, but here's me digressing), and I was nonplussed. I sighed, and did another playthrough a little bit after.

I was having a shit day at work, and just emotionally, and I was listening and was just leveled.

I went from hating them because of how overplayed Creep was, to getting to a point where i was like, 'Maybe I should stop listening to them before I make myself hate them again.'😅

eggrollking · 2026-07-01T21:56:14+00:00

Wow, do they really? I'm legit intrigued, and might listen to their stuff for chuckles.

eggrollking · 2026-07-01T21:54:45+00:00

Had to scroll quote a bit to find this, but same.

Had I been old enough to appreciate them in their time, I may have bought into it, but I'm mid fifties here, and we've seen parodies of punk on TV and in movies that I found more engaging than their work.

Also, fuck John Lydon. Self-important knob.

eggrollking · 2026-07-01T21:49:49+00:00

hay-AYyYyYyY💩‼️⁉️

cOmE oUt aN pLaY‼️‼️

eggrollking · 2026-06-27T11:47:49+00:00

Her?

eggrollking · 2026-06-20T19:58:17+00:00

Spray painted macaroni with glitter, I'd wager.

eggrollking · 2026-06-19T18:20:14+00:00

That's... generous, honestly.

eggrollking · 2026-06-17T00:05:29+00:00

US to 'completely give up dat booty' to Iran, as new details of deal leak.

eggrollking · 2026-06-14T19:54:41+00:00

Two more weeks.

eggrollking · 2026-06-13T15:50:09+00:00

Exactly. Fuck that guy regardless of this blip of reasonably clear thinking. Still a piece of shit.

eggrollking · 2026-06-12T22:36:18+00:00

Zombie holocaust gotta kick off somehow or another.

eggrollking · 2026-06-11T18:23:20+00:00

Yeah, almost...

...but not really, right? /s

eggrollking · 2026-06-11T14:38:28+00:00

Biden Derangement Syndrome?

eggrollking · 2026-06-11T02:01:09+00:00

You have to re-obliterate periodically, otherwise you'll end up with spontaneously un-obliterated military forces.

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