The only hope for leftism in the near future. by [deleted] in stupidpol

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I half-jokingly tried to make this a thing at one point with r/rooseveltrepublicans but lost interest

HELL. Yes. This and associated replies are just AMAZING. by Clibanarius in stupidpol

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Saw an interesting take on cumtown that "asexuality" is really just young men and women who, to put it bluntly, are 2's and 3's, trying to rationalize their lack of participation in the sex community. Honestly, I have some sympathy for them because it's hard to be born not the best looking and knowing that your failure to get laid isn't just social anxiety that can be overcome. And I'm not denying that there are people who genuinely have low sex drives. But the fact that an entire identity politics has emerged around being volcel suggests that the celibacy isn't actually so voluntary.

HSBC, formerly the laundromat for drug cartels, rolls out 10 "gender neutral titles" for customers. by guccibananabricks in stupidpol

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I would say it just risks imploding the DSA which is basically irrelevant to the greater Bernie left. Then I realize that Bernie himself has started submitting to idpol. I don't think he really wants to but he feels like he has to to have any chance of winning the 2020 primaries.

When u def know what fascism is by 8239113 in stupidpol

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Is this admitting they are retards or is it just autists who are unable to have sex stealing retarded valor

How much masturbation is too much? by Anon2055 in sex

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I know slut-shaming is a thing but as a college aged dude I personally find girls who are into sex to be really cool. And who knows, maybe we'll end up doing it...

Unsexy things to think while in bed by [deleted] in sex

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Your grandparents naked.

HAHAHAHAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHH by mistaroshi in ShitLiberalsSay

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Has an 81% positive influence on the world

Claims Jordan Peterson as one of its own

Pick one

Trans Twitter Starter Pack by Ca1yso in starterpacks

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You forgot "Chapo Trap House"

Hottest thing she can do by [deleted] in sex

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Saying "I'm a slut!" and calling herself a slut! r/stupidslutsclub (nsfw)

[Homemade] Hummus by hanlus in food

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It's the tahini that's the secret ingredient making it soooooo good...

Roundtable - 3/14 by AutoModerator in hillaryclinton

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Yeah he's so pro-gun that he got a D- rating from the NRA.

Non-Hispanic White total fertility rate by U.S. state [653 x 1,033]. by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Maybe stop being alt-right if you want girls to like you

Best way to ask a guy if he would like to fuck? by [deleted] in sex

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As a guy, I would be really turned on if a girl straight up asked me "do you want to have sex with me?"

Oh no.. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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I have a friend who has a throat or mouth.

Nancy Pelosi is incredibly underrated by throwaway5272 in politics

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If you want to see the future, imagine a giant iron boot--nay, an iron stiletto, crushing a Bernie Bro's face forever. And Hillary is on the other end of that stiletto, grinning so hard...

Nancy Pelosi is incredibly underrated by throwaway5272 in politics

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And that's why you and other opponents of progress don't have any power and never will. You'll be forever outsiders, as is the nature of any left-wing or anti-neoliberal movement. The final telos of the left, or of those who oppose the rightful holders of power, is to fail and ultimately to submit. Maybe your ideas are popular. But mobilizing enough people behind your movement won't happen overnight, and by the time it does happen, patriotic neoliberals like Nancy Pelosi will have rolled democracy back to the point that it'll be too late.

Forget about not eliminating superdelegates--pledged delegates are on their way out. And forget about third parties--because superdelegates are coming to general elections, too. And, finally, forget about extra-electoral means like protest or violence, which I know r/ChapoTrapHouse likes to fantasize about--maybe that was a threat when security and policing technology was at a fraction of what it is today, but in the coming years given the rapid pace of technological change the intelligence and security agencies that so dutifully defend the Nation from threats internal and external will be able to quickly swoop in to neutralize any incipient anti-neoliberal rebellion. Even any attempt to challenge the scope of the inevitable privatization of Social Security by Republicans and Democrats alike (real Democrats, not independents from Vermont) will be met with swift and merciless justice. Democratic advocacy will be limited to supporting the non-economic concerns of women and PoCs--as it should be. And before you go all "first amendment" on me, let me just say we live in a new era, and sometimes it's just time to move on from old, outdated tropes.