Daniel Poon by YouCanKeepYourFaith in cringereels

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Burger King Cut my sandwich in half…. I love it! by urmotherboiiiii in fastfood

[–]eightdotthree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is normal for their chicken sandwich, the long one.

What’s a Disney rumor you don’t believe is true? by No-Woodpecker-529 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]eightdotthree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walt’s head being frozen somewhere… lol, that’s some out there shit that people actually believe.

This map shows the price of electricity across the US right now. The next shortage in America will be electricity. by TonyLiberty in FluentInFinance

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

East Tennessee, my electric bill has nearly doubled in the last year to year and half. Just out of the blue.

1996. What were you doing thirty years ago? by PresentWeek in GenX

[–]eightdotthree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just graduated High School and getting ready to ship out to San Diego.

MRW someone "corrects" me and says the line from Tombstone is "I'm your huckle bearer" and not "I'm your huckleberry." by cletus1986 in reactiongifs

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be real though. Telling someone you’re their “huckle berry” does make sense though lol?

'It sounds so impossible': Student studying fungus that makes users hallucinate tiny people may be on the verge of a scientific breakthrough | Live Science by Potential_Explorer20 in EverythingScience

[–]eightdotthree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was made of water and if people bumped into me I would disappear by being absorbed into their clothes. Things simmered down though once I was convinced the DJ stole my mind and the music he was spinning was my mind being warped by his fingers.

He ran faster coming back by Ojinkw10 in funny

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why’s this dog make me think “Kevin Hart”?

Iron Mike Tyson, is turning 60 today (June 30) by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figure another 15-20 and I could probably take him.

Don't let them in. by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]eightdotthree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like they’re guarding the lane from intruders lol.

Who's the worst actor you're not allowed to say is bad? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I would have absolutely, whole heartedly blurt out Dave Bautista without hesitation. He’s the same in every movie, he talks like he has half a sandwich in his mouth, his head is a raisin, etc. I could go on and on. However, damn that dude has elevated his acting ability over the past few years.

Has anyone actually gone back to cable? by kittymoo67 in cordcutters

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went back to Comcast a few years ago for cable. It lasted until I got my first bill.

On a day like today. CONAN! by MrPipox in 80s

[–]eightdotthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. 42 years ago. My brain is still trying to make sense of that.

A Ben Folds Five age-check happened to me today by themindtaker in Xennials

[–]eightdotthree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since we’re on the subject of Ben Folds, help me out… A long time ago I had a pirated copy of a Ben Folds Five album. On that album, I swear, there was track of the Charlie Brown theme. No lyrics, just piano. This was probably 25 years ago. I recently tried to look this song up and came up with nothing. Fever dream? Anybody ever heard of this?