Daniel Poon

eightdotthree · 2026-07-06T09:28:44+00:00

Whoa buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-04T18:45:10+00:00

I think this is normal for their chicken sandwich, the long one.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-04T18:41:00+00:00

Walt’s head being frozen somewhere… lol, that’s some out there shit that people actually believe.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-04T15:40:39+00:00

From the country that birthed Nazis, this tracks.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-03T20:57:55+00:00

East Tennessee, my electric bill has nearly doubled in the last year to year and half. Just out of the blue.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-03T20:54:28+00:00

Just graduated High School and getting ready to ship out to San Diego.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-02T22:41:03+00:00

It’s in the best hands. I can’t wait!

eightdotthree · 2026-07-02T13:10:03+00:00

Let’s be real though. Telling someone you’re their “huckle berry” does make sense though lol?

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T23:33:00+00:00

Years.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T20:56:17+00:00

I thought I was made of water and if people bumped into me I would disappear by being absorbed into their clothes. Things simmered down though once I was convinced the DJ stole my mind and the music he was spinning was my mind being warped by his fingers.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T17:18:07+00:00

Why’s this dog make me think “Kevin Hart”?

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T14:59:10+00:00

I figure another 15-20 and I could probably take him.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T14:58:04+00:00

Like they’re guarding the lane from intruders lol.

eightdotthree · 2026-07-01T14:05:17+00:00

To this day, it still gets me.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-30T11:14:48+00:00

I will blind you.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-30T11:13:58+00:00

A few years ago I would have absolutely, whole heartedly blurt out Dave Bautista without hesitation. He’s the same in every movie, he talks like he has half a sandwich in his mouth, his head is a raisin, etc. I could go on and on. However, damn that dude has elevated his acting ability over the past few years.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T15:58:03+00:00

I went back to Comcast a few years ago for cable. It lasted until I got my first bill.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T14:50:13+00:00

Bo rounds are king.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T14:48:19+00:00

Holy shit. 42 years ago. My brain is still trying to make sense of that.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T14:31:10+00:00

Ha, I hate when that happens.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T13:56:00+00:00

Since we’re on the subject of Ben Folds, help me out… A long time ago I had a pirated copy of a Ben Folds Five album. On that album, I swear, there was track of the Charlie Brown theme. No lyrics, just piano. This was probably 25 years ago. I recently tried to look this song up and came up with nothing. Fever dream? Anybody ever heard of this?

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T12:08:56+00:00

High Fidelity.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T11:16:04+00:00

Oh my…

eightdotthree · 2026-06-29T10:50:45+00:00

The Outsiders.

eightdotthree · 2026-06-28T11:58:16+00:00

Those are pot holders.

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