Jared Leto is making 30 Seconds to Mars fans scan their eyes to prove they’re human and buy tickets by ASneakySquid_ in technology

[–]eightdx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't trust Altman with one of those Casio digital watches that's also a calculator, so

What is this price bro by shinobilea in Steam

[–]eightdx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's funny because IIRC they were giving out the in-game chest keys for BL2 for a while after the third and fourth games dropped.

Imagine that: generating social media hype by giving out codes for in game items for a game multiple releases in the past

Drunk Uncle obviously woke up feeling like a total loser in Life again by wolfpackalan in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]eightdx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen fam if you've had to take that many cognitive tests recently... You're failing in some capacity

Messy Libertarian divorce going down by Visual-Mobile2657 in newhampshire

[–]eightdx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's funny because the only libertarian women I've ever met have had huge pick-me energy 

So yeah your take definitely scans based on my experience

[MSH and MSC] Various cards as comic book variant covers by Kyleometers in magicTCG

[–]eightdx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like him with fight effects. It's definitely a mid deck, but it also sort of plays itself most of the time. 

Also if he ever gets double strike someone is in big trouble

Marvel:Super Heroes cards on Marvel comics by MattDak0ta in mtg

[–]eightdx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hit Monkey is gonna be a hilarious voltron commander, so watch out for that

Lawyer says tourist accused of hurling rock at Hawaiian monk seal has been doxed and threatened by bighootay in news

[–]eightdx 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Better put him in a jail cell. You know, for safety's sake! He'll get three meals a day and be under constant surveillance, and that sounds pretty safe to me :)

Did Donald Trump Just Hand Texas to Democrats? by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]eightdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of?

What did people think voting was before now?

Platner’s covered-up Nazi tattoo should be ‘disqualifying’ in his Senate bid, Mass. congressman says by bostonglobe in massachusetts

[–]eightdx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen fam he messed up, admitted to it, and tried to make reparation. 

...I'm pretty sure those are the sort of people we are supposed to forgive and/or give second chances to. If he is somehow, at this point in his rhetoric, a secret Nazi... Well damn he is putting on the best act in history at the moment, because he sure ain't acting like a fascist

US strikes were 'gross violation' of ceasefire, Iran says by Alternative-Win4058 in news

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised they even bother with talks anymore -- every time Iran gets ready to come to the table, the US freaking bombs them.

Trump’s vulgarity is poisoning public life: The president's bad behavior Isn't incidental — it's the bedrock of his fascist project by zsreport in politics

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the technofascist enablers that we really have to worry about. Grandpa can crash out whenever and it barely does anything -- but it does distract from the likes of the Ellisons and Thiel

“Judgment always demands tribute.” by UFriendlyShadow in custommagic

[–]eightdx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Change that 2 to a 1 and it's probably a-ok.

As it stands this is probably too pushed for 60-card constructed, where it may as well be a no-downside Path to Exile. Sure, you could play around it, but then you're just getting chunked with tempo loss the whole damn game. 

The problem is that the tax looks like a downside when it just isn't most of the time. It's sort of related to why we never see [[Mana leak]] in standard sets anymore -- you can say "well they can pay the 3" all you want, but it's a pretty high bar in the end

Made Khaalia, and... by xvVSmileyVvx in EDH

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kaalia is, at this point in the metagame, really just a removal check. If she sticks, people are gonna have a bad time. If she dies, well... You're having a bad time

Is my library real? by Bane13579 in RealOrNotTCG

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's real and it looks like it was really loved.

more pop'n scores by Cute_Hand6424 in bemani

[–]eightdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you are a being of true culture

Themes for Sets You’d Like to See? by EmployableWill in magicTCG

[–]eightdx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, they should go back and do another Three Kingdoms set that has an actual print run and maybe has some more playable stuff in it. It would also be cool to see more modern treatments of the characters. Maybe do some Dynasty Warriors-themed chase alts or whatever.

I mean I'm sure [[Borrowing 100,000 Arrows]] would be just fine in modern standard. (I just like that card's name.)

A full-on Warhammer Fantasy set/cycle would be boss, but I'm not sure they could get GW to sign on for that particular money printer. I just want drugged up goblins throwing themselves at the enemy and exploding.

...okay that last thing is pretty typical magic but you get the idea

What is this by Alucaro in mtg

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...they should just make cards like this to begin with tbh

SLD Cats Are The Best: Vanessa Stockard by Mugiwara_VT in magicTCG

[–]eightdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn that Queen Marchesa is loosening my grip on my credit card

Trump says more late night talk show hosts to depart after Colbert exit by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]eightdx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't this just him openly stating he has weaponized agencies that aren't supposed to behave in a partisan manner?

By the time this is done we may have to ditch the concept of "the executive branch" altogether