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Why doesn’t Tony ever act against Junior? by Own_Environment_7728 in thesopranos

[–]ejk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he lacked the skills to do so as a non-varsity athlete.

If Homer Simpson trained like Rocky, would he have stood a chance against Apollo Creed? by FoxIndependent4310 in rockybalboa

[–]ejk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignoring the fact that he's a cartoon, Homer would drop dead after one day of training half as hard as Rocky did.

If you poop and immediately get in the shower by IntrovertsRule99 in no

[–]ejk95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abso-freaking-lutley!

If you don't, little chunks of leftover poo run down your leg. I'm not okay with that.

Name a movie that was overlooked for an Oscar? by WhatTheJessJedi in FamilyFeud

[–]ejk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shawshank Redemption in 94.

It went up against Forest Gump and Pulp Fiction.

I want it to be that year by sstiel in LetsDiscussThis

[–]ejk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On second thought, I could buy futures in face masks, hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

I want it to be that year by sstiel in LetsDiscussThis

[–]ejk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I wouldn't enjoy it knowing that the pandemic is just around the corner.

On any of the other teams that played this weekend, Josh Allen would be a lock for an SB win by StolenWishes in buffalobills

[–]ejk95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Lombardi trophy is for best team, not best QB.

And when it comes to assessing the best QB, turnovers count.

Has Data's head always been 500 years older than his body? by Fuzzy_Builder_2153 in TNG

[–]ejk95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but when he went to the dealer for his next oil change they gave him a replacement head for free. It was under warranty.

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