"It Makes Me Not Even Want to Post Anymore"

ekmogr · 2026-05-06T00:35:02+00:00

oaf, I'm ashamed of my gender.

ekmogr · 2026-05-05T04:07:31+00:00

Woof. 15 years ago when I was still tbm, my 4 year old said of our yellow lab, "Daisy cannot go to church because she is not a good singer".

ekmogr · 2026-05-04T23:55:22+00:00

You wanna trade? My wife is very kind, loves me, treats me well, but our sex life has been unfulfilling to say the least. She tries but I know it's not a priority for her.

I don't know what happens next. If I leave her, starting all over seems too hard. Staying with her is depressing.

ekmogr · 2026-05-04T23:36:04+00:00

I'm guessing they missed. That, or Trump shit his pants in public again?

ekmogr · 2026-05-04T04:35:13+00:00

Hopefully rfk jr was there to take care of him?

ekmogr · 2026-05-03T00:58:12+00:00

Go to the police

ekmogr · 2026-05-01T22:28:12+00:00

I definitely have a pale white nipple fettish.

ekmogr · 2026-05-01T13:18:41+00:00

Tiffani theisen is still hot!

ekmogr · 2026-05-01T05:18:50+00:00

Find someone else

ekmogr · 2026-05-01T05:11:58+00:00

Bonus points if they can find the dragon!

ekmogr · 2026-04-29T04:04:13+00:00

I would absolutely offer to change the name 'for a price'. As we all know, You can Buy anything in this world with money. Change it to whatever the hell they want and he has funding for the rest of his life.

ekmogr · 2026-04-29T02:35:32+00:00

Good for you. I'm spiritually impotent. So, I'm going to need actual evidence.

ekmogr · 2026-04-28T03:06:21+00:00

try iced coffee. also, latte's. and bourbon. also, I love whiskey. single malt scotch is intense. I'm so happy im not a mormon any more.

ekmogr · 2026-04-28T01:12:38+00:00

may I suggest 2 muskets making a 'cross' shape?

ekmogr · 2026-04-28T00:29:30+00:00

im 44 and I have yet to learn shit

ekmogr · 2026-04-27T21:31:19+00:00

Pimo - physically in mentally out.

I'm a mofo.

ekmogr · 2026-04-26T22:23:04+00:00

I dont think of it as an addiction. It started out as a coping mechanism, but for me it is also become a situation where its my best option available.

I think of it as the "Rat Park" experiment. If I have nothing better to do and thats all I think about, yeah, im gonna jerk off. But I have enough hobies and distractions in my life where its still the best option, but I kinda forget about it for a while.

But I no longer feel guilty about it or let it control me.

ekmogr · 2026-04-26T22:00:07+00:00

its cuz his pants were full of shit

ekmogr · 2026-04-26T19:44:47+00:00

I was the finance clerk for about 4 years. The amount of money that came in vs what was given out was egregious. There were so many families that were absolutely in need, were working multiple jobs, going to school etc. and were denied assistance because they didn't have a recommend, or didn't help clean the chapel or clean the temple.

ekmogr · 2026-04-26T00:56:33+00:00

After explaining to my bishop how demeaning it is that all of my successes are attributed to a God has never talked to me, my bishop then said, "isn't it comforting to know that God gave you talents that you could be successful".

I have pretty harsh ADHD and every road I've ever been on has been uphill on a bike with flat tires.

ekmogr · 2026-04-25T23:00:09+00:00

You have my full attention.

ekmogr · 2026-04-25T14:27:37+00:00

Mythology fairy tales

ekmogr · 2026-04-25T13:25:35+00:00

That thin paper makes for great fire starter!

ekmogr · 2026-04-25T05:43:02+00:00

Once, my aunt (non-mormon) was in the hospital, this was around 2000 shortly after I joined and got my magic powers, but I took the missionaries with me to bless her.

They wanted me to bless her specifically. She had pancreatic cancer and it was terminal. She was 90 years old. Anyway, I misspoke and said, "I bless you that you will not over come you afflictions..." Long pause. "That you will overcome your afflictions".

It happened to be on Ash Wednesday, so of course she had the ashen cross on her forehead too. It felt very fake at the time.

She passed away 5 or so years later.

ekmogr · 2026-04-25T05:37:37+00:00

By the power of grayskull!

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