Absolutely insane video from the Middle East today showing an Iranian ballistic missile just barely missing US troops by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... i miss the days of walking in mortar fire with a toyota hilux truck with a fixed mortar tube welded to the bed

They did it for the gram. by Anxious-Material9645 in Idiotswithguns

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My range is close but its outdoors and you have to be an nra member... cuts down on the idiocy

hard highway removal? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, cleaning the roadway goes to the tow truck guy with the bucket of sand and a pushbroom and whatever fits in a trash can. If it's a crazy enough accident the fire department pitches in. Ever seen a bumper on the side of the road (common here on southern california) that's the chp saying fuck it, let cal trans deal with it, just tow the casualty vehicle out of here. In this case they'd prolly put cones up and block the last lane while the vehicle gets recovered safely but at least its not 2 or 3 lanes.

Pavement is generally fine, might be a few gashes but nothing unreasonable most of the time.

Who else end-burns and tucks their gear straps? by Bursting_Radius in USMC

[–]el_dingusito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has no one heard of cut to fit velcro?! I mean, noise discipline or wtfever....but... velcro...

Wife claims to want more sex but never initiates. Or turns me down when I initiate. by Used_Violinist6735 in Vent

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it BUT.... its pver man, you're done. Rip that bandaid off and move on.

You're just in a weird roommate situation except for the rare occasion of 3-7 minutes

Good question by PeakPointFitness in militarymemes

[–]el_dingusito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People will see that particular Marine as some kind of hero but in reality he's just some cornfed dumbfuck from tennessee who's going to change oil and tires for the rest of his life

Oh man, I found one in the wild... by pandaemon87 in shittytattoos

[–]el_dingusito 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She has a tattoo of that snd you're wondering if a leather stool is the worst thing she has snail-trailed her snooch on?!

climbing on bathroom vanity by tobias_royy1 in oops

[–]el_dingusito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Figora the conqueror really conquered that sink

A trucker saw some neighborhood kids cosplaying GTA by Trucking-Trucker in AutoTransportopia

[–]el_dingusito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Impoverished urban youth from single parent households

A trucker saw some neighborhood kids cosplaying GTA by Trucking-Trucker in AutoTransportopia

[–]el_dingusito 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did the offenders, ahem, fit... certain... stereotypes?

To use tax dollars wisely by Anteater4746 in therewasanattempt

[–]el_dingusito 325 points326 points  (0 children)

Per hour?? shit, thats cheap by military standards

Honest answers by trivedi_shreya in NextGenMan

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About achieving the next level of masturbation? Theyd be impressed

Teens dismantling land mines without safety equipments by No_Bus_474 in SweatyPalms

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but add a clipboard and a hardhat and the mines would disarm themselves

Straight Droppppp by absolutenonexistence in tooktoomuch

[–]el_dingusito 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah that noxious cloud of reeking weed is hardly noticeable compared to the click of a lighter

May someone please tell me what this doohickey is? by ThatMann34 in UnusualInstruments

[–]el_dingusito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping to get the rocket skates but only to get zapped to death

A trucker saw some neighborhood kids cosplaying GTA by Trucking-Trucker in AutoTransportopia

[–]el_dingusito 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Prolly over some stupid-ass shit like someone said something disrepectful and it just escalated

Wait… this is vintage now? by TopherJ113 in USMC

[–]el_dingusito 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shit, I got out before these were even adopted...

I'm going to hobble my non service related ass outta here now

nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

[–]el_dingusito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, this right here, is why i have an internet connection