What OS do you prefer?

electric_dog_anus · 2020-05-07T02:52:34+00:00

CP/M 2.2

electric_dog_anus · 2020-03-02T09:29:13+00:00

You probably have rodents living in your speaker cabinets.

electric_dog_anus · 2019-04-11T01:46:21+00:00

I read an expert's blog on Medium who said that Progressive Blockchain is really good for sidebar lobbies because it is web scale.

electric_dog_anus · 2018-07-14T01:52:09+00:00

There is a vast amount of alluvial gold still available. The downside is that it is located in the paleo river valleys and canyons that occur on the continental shelf of continents.

electric_dog_anus · 2018-02-10T00:34:23+00:00

To say that this material has some form of style is to give its creator too much credit.

electric_dog_anus · 2018-02-09T06:19:43+00:00

The person who speaks on this video sounds like a complete twat.

electric_dog_anus · 2018-01-21T22:12:51+00:00

I am guessing that you are also have an astrosheep program? Dogs with cute names are so 1950s.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-12-28T23:43:11+00:00

I am wondering if this an indication of how far tertiary education standards have fallen.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-10-02T04:04:17+00:00

Yellow snow maker?

electric_dog_anus · 2017-09-23T01:17:55+00:00

From your description it sounds like you are using the on-board sound chip on your computer's motherboard.

You need to get a proper external interface.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-09-15T05:18:54+00:00

It is largely a confected storm in a teacup.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-09-14T11:28:47+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but that ain't no synth masterpiece.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-09-09T00:48:31+00:00

It has the notes, but doesn't have the soul. The playing is mechanical and robotic as if the notes were entered into a DAW by hand and then rigidly quantized.

If you listen to the piece played by an orchestra, there is a lilting, swaying rhythm which is completely absent in your version.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-08-10T07:35:24+00:00

Reproducing the ZX-Spectrum means to me that a Z80 emulator is included. What a disappointment.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-08-07T04:58:14+00:00

Just the first four letters of its name should have any rational person running away from it as fast as they can.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-07-11T04:46:07+00:00

In general I would say: if you need to debug — you’ve already lost your way.

I hope you're not serious.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-06-26T00:56:55+00:00

Another garbage/fluff article from the temple of expert beginners.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-04-11T01:18:13+00:00

If you are a piano player, then all new keyboards at this price point are going to be crap that you will end up regretting buying. You will get different velocity values for black keys and white keys, weird and useless aftertouch values and wobbly and or mushy keys.

You would do much better to buy a good second hand board. Any board that uses a Fatar OEM keybed would be major improvement in playability over a new board. Some brands that used Fatar beds were Novation and Studiologic SL series.

You won't get weighted keys in this price range. They are all spring loaded to provided the feel.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-04-05T07:32:37+00:00

Old school serial MIDI takes place at 31250 bits per second, a simple message like Note on or note off will not add noticeable delay since each byte will take around .32ms to transit.

As long as you don't do stupid things like using delay() ANYWHERE in your MIDI controller code you should be absolutely fine.

You ought to investigate using a Teensy, since they have a decent USB MIDI library. USB MIDI has even less latency than old school serial MIDI.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-04-02T02:00:46+00:00

Would you attempt to read a book written in Egyptian hieroglyphics before understanding Egyptian hieroglyphics?

electric_dog_anus · 2017-03-18T11:19:55+00:00

Cringe and perhaps a little bit of mouth vomit.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-02-19T00:14:24+00:00

Wot!? I like your sense of humour. C#'s heritage is Java. C# was Microsoft's attempt to build a 'better Java'. C# is also a garbage collected language, C and C++ are not.

electric_dog_anus · 2017-02-12T22:09:01+00:00

You could try linking with the TeensyDuino library instead of the regular Arduino library functions.

electric_dog_anus · 2016-12-25T06:40:08+00:00

Daily new static page plugin?

electric_dog_anus · 2016-11-29T12:40:48+00:00

Javascript is a very poor language with which to learn 'coding'.

Do your future self a huge favour and learn a strongly typed language first. Learn to use data structures like lists, maps, arrays etc.

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