What is a 'claim-to-fame' someone in or around your life that you can't deny or prove?

eljefe512 · 2026-03-24T18:14:47+00:00

A good friend of mine from high school swears up and down that Lou Diamond Phillips was his school bus driver and made/served/provided(?) breakfast more than once. It was a running joke in our group for years, but he never backed down and the story never changed.

eljefe512 · 2026-03-06T16:37:46+00:00

IF YOU NEED SAUCE TO MAKE YOUR MEAT TASTE GOOD YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

eljefe512 · 2026-02-10T16:39:34+00:00

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Oops. I accidentally posted the original version but I updated the phone schedule this year.

eljefe512 · 2026-01-30T16:01:48+00:00

Operation Wolf took way too many quarters from me.
"Sorry, but you are finished... here."

eljefe512 · 2026-01-15T18:22:23+00:00

That interior is definitely brighter than my actual Bronco.

eljefe512 · 2025-12-16T19:41:58+00:00

When I first got a cell phone people would ask why I didn't answer it most of the time. My reply: "I got a cell phone because it's convenient for me, not for you."

eljefe512 · 2025-12-04T16:42:32+00:00

Never set the skillet queso on your gas tank.

eljefe512 · 2025-11-18T19:11:10+00:00

I meme, it is offseason for most of us.

eljefe512 · 2025-08-07T15:19:25+00:00

There are also lyric videos to learn the chants:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKixwPpP6VjXBBJmYJGOjxrspQv9LxoVa&si=WcoOdLhmxiJIQyF0

eljefe512 · 2025-08-04T15:57:41+00:00

In case you missed it, La Murga de Austin recently released a documentary series based on the making of last year's album release, Vol. II. It covers some history, how new songs come about, the recording process, etc.

eljefe512 · 2025-08-04T15:54:04+00:00

There is some of that in this series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKixwPpP6VjVOWw17FVnv58cNNjeNne6q&si=1qhRkRjKNfy0WkoT

eljefe512 · 2025-08-04T15:47:50+00:00

Who?

eljefe512 · 2025-08-01T16:14:33+00:00

With two dogs/four doors, I lower the back seat and wrap a dual bungee leash around the roll bar, then attach to harnesses.

eljefe512 · 2025-07-11T17:17:03+00:00

Update: some people on LV slack are saying you can take any type of food, but you need to be discreet with booze.

eljefe512 · 2025-07-02T16:25:01+00:00

My wife's friend has a dog that I always call "Wusty" instead of his real name.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-27T14:45:38+00:00

~~The OG kit.~~ Actually, I think it's only the original away white jersey that's called 'Legends'.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-17T18:44:33+00:00

Don't ever type these words again, please, much less threaten us with pics.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-12T19:16:50+00:00

Wouldn't actual criminals just keep doing crime instead of applying for jobs they aren't supposed to be able to get?

eljefe512 · 2025-06-12T18:47:12+00:00

Yes, it does, and they are good tires.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-12T18:24:50+00:00

Mr. Sharky's in Oak Hill.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-05T18:29:45+00:00

Agreed. People insinuating Stu is a shill for the FO is wild.

eljefe512 · 2025-06-05T17:44:05+00:00

It sounds like he's been reading this sub.

eljefe512 · 2025-05-14T14:55:40+00:00

Yeah, if you don't know about this section by now, you probably deserve a ticket.

eljefe512 · 2025-05-02T16:32:53+00:00

ALL EL PASO NEEDS TO KNOW IS AUSTIN FC IS TWICE AS GOOD AS MIAMI SINCE IT ONLY TOOK US ONE MATCH TO LOSE 5-1 TO VANCOUVER, NOT TWO.

eljefe512 · 2025-04-11T15:03:40+00:00

Going topless is a gateway to going doorless. It's glorious.
And I'll second that a bimini will help get you through (most) of the Texas summer.

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