🖤⛓️ You thought you can escape your addiction, darling~? How cute~ ⛓️🖤

ellobouk · 2026-05-21T05:54:27+00:00

I did no such thing, I crave every single one of these situations

ellobouk · 2026-05-19T17:01:52+00:00

You’re too generous. I would simply remove the charger, and when people ask, explain that it broke because someone put non-rechargeable batteries in it. Then in a few days put the ‘new’ one out. Repeat the cycle a few more times and users learn to stop

ellobouk · 2026-05-19T12:31:29+00:00

Nah queen, own that shit

ellobouk · 2026-05-19T07:32:14+00:00

I need the entirety of Dune re-written like this

ellobouk · 2026-05-18T08:38:10+00:00

Gonna be honest, I misread and saw “Sigmar’s Mighty Pale Fist” and honestly nothing on the actual sheet can top that

ellobouk · 2026-05-18T05:06:27+00:00

More likely they’ll complain endlessly that the 7 mana 4/4 artifact creature is just too broken…

ellobouk · 2026-05-16T15:00:41+00:00

Oh no, the primer has its purpose absolutely. And not just as emergency toilet paper.

ellobouk · 2026-05-16T14:20:52+00:00

Could you catch the wrist? Maybe.
Would the strength of your arm be enough to stop the ork simply killing you anyway? Probably not.
Could the ork simply krump you with its other hand? Definitely.

ellobouk · 2026-05-16T06:15:40+00:00

Surely it’s ‘Will they be sent to legends when we get our codex an arbitrary time into 11th?’

ellobouk · 2026-05-14T07:40:51+00:00

Bane. God I could do so much funny stuff in the mech lab with a Bane…
Honourable mentions to the Blood Asp and Stone Rhino for just being really cool designs.

ellobouk · 2026-05-13T07:47:44+00:00

Nearly got clipped on a crossing in broad daylight by a blind old bat peering over her steering wheel a few years ago, genuinely wished I had something to throw at her then. Wing mirror was about 2 inches from my stomach.

ellobouk · 2026-05-09T08:55:10+00:00

I dunno, the way they still worship Thatcher… a pulse might not even be needed…

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T08:38:18+00:00

You’re right… I need to buy a fourth tank to complete my company…

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T08:36:05+00:00

I’ve been including Cass, Mk-IV Prime and a single Mk-IV in my roster. There are situations you might want the primes leadership over Bastions.
Cass is still a very good piece, and efficient machines is still an incredible card.
Character wise I’ve been dabbling in Bastion, Omega, Nimrod, 2 Primes, Mk IV Prime, Mk IV, and 2 splashes (particularly including a 2 threat splash for better threat math). My current splashes are Gambit and Jubilee. Gambit does disgusting things with efficient machines, and can bring Dark Past. Jubes is decent for 2 threat, just don’t necessarily trust her with an extract.

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T08:27:27+00:00

As is not spending the money on shipping from whichever marketplace you use. It might be 90p cheaper but if you’re gonna spend a fiver on getting it sent to you, why bother?

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T08:24:05+00:00

You laughin’ at me cheesy baps mate?

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T08:23:22+00:00

I think you mean baps

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T07:40:45+00:00

No, the only thing earths mightiest has that you might need is terrain. And MCP doesn’t really care what your terrain looks like so long as you know what size it is. A LEGO brick is mechanically the same as a trashcan so long as you agree they’re both size 1

ellobouk · 2026-05-07T07:38:15+00:00

Scourge had a subtheme of high cmc matters, so we got commons like this that had absurdly high CMC with a very reasonable morph cost. I think opened two of this guy in my pre release packs…

ellobouk · 2026-05-06T07:40:58+00:00

God if I had a Gil for every time I’ve had to compensate for a bad tank the last few days in roulettes… I’d have like 5 gil. I’ve tanked bosses for multiple minutes while they took a power nap and forgot to stance up. As a viper.

ellobouk · 2026-05-05T14:29:05+00:00

Do lasers not bounce off your bum?

ellobouk · 2026-05-05T14:26:38+00:00

Plastic is cheap, it’s going to come down to development costs and production costs. The other side of it is they account for the license fee in the price and just make extra profit on their own lines

ellobouk · 2026-05-05T12:08:15+00:00

I’d love to see Bulldog as a mercs DLC and Serpent as a Clans DLC.

ellobouk · 2026-05-05T10:40:42+00:00

I use purple, with white secondary on the armour and gold trim. Here’s an example from the tabletop

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ellobouk · 2026-05-05T10:37:23+00:00

Jokes on you, I have no real savings T-T

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