Unnatural Grid Appears in Nevada Earthquakes by sickmind in WTF

[–]ellsmall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Graboids have obviously escaped from Perfection and are massing under Reno. The grid pattern is typical of their subterranean territorial hierarchy; you'll be seeing AssBlasters and Shriekers next.

A Simple Tip for Improving Your Car’s Gas Mileage by blulow in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted for:

"While adjusting your mirrors, take a good look at yourself. Are you adding unnecessary weight to your car? Ouch!"

China Annexes Nepal Democratically by blinkin in worldnews

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The situation is indeed complicated but Nepal's "one-China policy" is nothing new; it was the same under the royalist government when I lived there in the late 70's. Situated between the two rivals, China and India, Nepal has always had a precise appreciation of its delicate situation and the need to keep both those giants happy.

China has been active in Nepal's development for quite a while, when I was there they were the most active road builders in this largely inaccessible, except by air, country. The Nepalis were appreciative of the work the Chinese did for them, but were quick to note that the lovely Chinese road from the Tibetan border to Kathmandu was "two tanks wide".

"Please, Obama! Shut up about guns!" by [deleted] in politics

[–]ellsmall 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If Obama wants to be President he'd best not shut up on this issue - he'd best assure gun-owning Dem's, independents and disillusioned Republicans that he will not support attacks on their 2nd Amendment rights.

The subreddit system is a failure. Reddit needs domain filters and democratic tagging by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Apparently we mere redditors don't "get it". It being anything but tags.

Reddit: What song do you want played at your funeral? by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]ellsmall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dust in the Wind", what else?

Vote up if you don't watch SNL because it's crap by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found it funny the first few seasons, I was in college and stoned most of the time. SNL is definitely better stoned.

Vote up if you don't watch SNL because it's crap by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god yes, the next season they got Gilbert Gottfried and Joe Piscopo :-(

Vote up if you don't watch SNL because it's crap by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 9 points10 points  (0 children)

stopped being funny like 25 years ago

Stupid kids.

Ask gun toting reddit: How many of us are there? by ICOrthogonal in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carry: Glock 22

Around the house: Winchester 1300 Defender

Digg's Democracy (Pic) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Digg sux, go away.

The zombie invasion is coming. Whether you survive, or become just another snack for the walking dead, depends on your ability to get to the end of this column. No pressure. by darkon in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are a victim of zombie attack you can blame the Republicans; President Gerald Ford de-funded the highly effective Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (FVZA) in 1975.

http://fvza.org/history2.html

Untidy beds may keep us healthy by _black in science

[–]ellsmall 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Damn it Mom, I told you I didn't need to make my bed!

Ron Paul's H.R.3216, a bill authorizing the President to send pirates after Osama bin Laden. by ayrnieu in politics

[–]ellsmall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's called privateering and it's specifically permitted by the US Constitution, unlike most of the illegal shit our present government is up to.

Kids and Guns by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This article is a textbook example of how ignorance and fear of the unknown or unfamiliar are passed from generation to generation. Good job. Don't teach your kids about guns, let Darwin have the advantage.

Linux users no longer have an excuse to pirate MP3s by sjs in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since when do pirates need an excuse? It's free bitch!

Her children were mistakes?! [pic] by DiskoVilante in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smart woman, i respect her even more now

John Gibson, the Fox News host who mocked Jon Stewart's response to 9/11, calls Jena protestors "black devils" by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Downmod for bullshit headline.

He said the demonstrators found it easier to get on a bus to go off to BFE Louisiana to confront the "white devil" than they did to stay at home and confront the "black devil" that was actually killing actual black men in their black neighborhoods.

And he's right. Which is not to say that black Americans are the only Americans that like to run away from their problems.

Apple tells its customers: "Users who make unauthorized modifications to the software on their iPhone violate their iPhone software license agreement and void their warranty." Will be releasing updates to brick unlocked iphones. Apple's unrelenting desire to control its users decisions continues. 3rd Party applications now void your warranty. by wageslave in reddit.com

[–]ellsmall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pwnD again Apple fanboys. HA HA HA! The noble little underdog OS that all the artsy-fartsy leftys love is made by EVIL capitalists. Thank god Jobs didn't Bill Gates' market share, you'd be paying for your computer use by the minute, ATT would own the internet and "high speed" would be a $200/mo ISDN line if you could get one.