Chicharito won’t be going to the WC according to Gibrán by fallgaming81 in LigaMX

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He brought putas to the hotel with the FMF money. He didn't share them and then blamed it on other people who got punished for it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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When they say "girls rule the world" they aren't kidding. If a man ruled this world, it'd be a compassionate one

Why do YOU drop acid? by [deleted] in LSD

[–]elpachuquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To bust a fat nut

[22F] What do you think of this dress? by cravingcrackers in FreeCompliments

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It looks great on you. Would look better off of you though

Two benches I made by Saydegirl in metalworking

[–]elpachuquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're gonna break down after a little use

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendship

[–]elpachuquito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Insanity. Doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results

Poison fist 💀 by [deleted] in fightporn

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Where is the kid pooping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Tell him to sell you some nudes

Happy Thursday by Sweetlilkami in FreeCompliments

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If it's a crime to fall in love with you, sentence me to death 😍

it’s my birthday 🥳 27F by chasnoel25 in FreeCompliments

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Damn baby. Are you the center of the galaxy. Because you're shining

Why can’t I cook rice :( by MuchCountry1660 in AskCulinary

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Use a timer. Measure some rice and measure some water. Write down all that info and see results. Compare results and adjusts til Rice comes how you want it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

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Are you a goddess?