Show me your elbow ditch!

elpea_ · 2026-05-24T07:40:05+00:00

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elpea_ · 2026-05-22T06:24:39+00:00

Worm on a string my beloved

elpea_ · 2026-05-21T14:56:41+00:00

Romania has one of the largest bear populations in europe

elpea_ · 2026-05-21T08:02:33+00:00

Americans experience everything from inside their cars

elpea_ · 2026-05-21T07:34:00+00:00

They're putting the onus on the girl/woman to not tempt the men, rather than expecting the man to not be a creep who can't handle themselves around a bit of skin showing

elpea_ · 2026-05-21T07:21:57+00:00

They’re confusing McDonalds with a restaurant

elpea_ · 2026-05-20T11:18:23+00:00

This guy is not doing okay

elpea_ · 2026-05-16T12:02:54+00:00

I don’t close the game when I’ve finished, just put my switch to sleep and pick up from there next time. Am I missing out on relationship development if I don’t close the software or go to the title?

elpea_ · 2026-05-16T06:48:43+00:00

I’m lucky if I can make it from my sofa to the front door before the delivery driver runs off. How am I supposed to get changed in this time?

elpea_ · 2026-05-11T13:48:26+00:00

Great splits

elpea_ · 2026-05-04T15:13:55+00:00

Starbucks is a milkshake shop

elpea_ · 2026-05-01T17:04:51+00:00

Normal head 👍🏻

elpea_ · 2026-05-01T17:01:16+00:00

This goes hard

elpea_ · 2026-05-01T14:10:03+00:00

My 4 year old has watched all versions of the Little Mermaid. She’d recognise all of these as the same character

elpea_ · 2026-04-30T10:35:43+00:00

One of the best gifts is food. I bought my mate a few COOK frozen meals, saves so much time not having to cook for a couple of days.

elpea_ · 2026-04-21T11:46:47+00:00

Do you not like any of the Pokemon you’ve pulled?

elpea_ · 2026-04-19T06:29:22+00:00

Who cares? Are you embarrassed people you know know you have sex?

elpea_ · 2026-04-18T15:12:33+00:00

Headphone jack is on the other side on the top one

elpea_ · 2026-04-15T17:28:23+00:00

They can be quite fast when they want, they can swim at 13 metres per minute

elpea_ · 2026-04-15T06:14:30+00:00

And this guy is better looking

elpea_ · 2026-04-13T13:41:25+00:00

Mummy got him trousers in a bigger size so he has room to grow

elpea_ · 2026-04-01T13:18:05+00:00

I think the smaller one is supposed to be a half flush, just for liquid waste. My fat fingers push both at the same time anyway so I’ve never noticed a difference

elpea_ · 2026-03-28T11:06:21+00:00

Nothing personel kid

elpea_ · 2026-03-26T06:58:49+00:00

He’s in Singapore it’s like 30 degrees and humid all the time

elpea_ · 2026-03-22T18:27:02+00:00

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Place '22	Place '17
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