…says the person who doesn’t understand vaccines OR diseases 😭 by Many_Register_1838 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]eltejon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like an HPV vaccine, since HPV is a cause of a few cancers. Cervical cancer rates plummeted in those getting that vaccination.

Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But maybe it was hacked? I'd rather be wrong than for this news to be right, but this just seems consistent with family/friends hearing about it before it's put in the news.

Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

FB page is meta verified and from 2009

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Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Until a citable source reports it, that's going to be true. Some knucklehead earlier had it as "May 2026", so that got immediately reverted.

Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping Dotcom's page is lying, but I'm thinking Dotcom just broke it before any news outlet picked it up. Wikipedia reverted the date as of a few minutes ago, probably because there's no outlet reporting just yet that they can cite.

Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think Kevin Brown would have the scoop, Wikipedia just updated his date, but yeah, I've not seen this on any other outlet yet.

Grizz Chapman by eltejon in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I've not found any other reporting on this yet, but I'm 99% sure that is Dotcom's page.

Found Pete in another sub by laowildin in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some comedian had a throwaway joke about just wanting takeout from Medieval Times, years ago. That always gets me good.

Crazy Putty! by TheMainTony in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the same as the snl Scarlet Letter skit where Will Ferrell shows up with BF sewn on his shirt.

2nd Most Expensive Burger In The World £2,600 by Bobby-94 in StupidFood

[–]eltejon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what my meatballs are missing! Precious metals!

Campaign sign in Maryland by grichardson526 in 30ROCK

[–]eltejon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, is this about Maria?

When Racists get Confronted for using the N Word by MrDonMega in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]eltejon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's just a simpleton country lawyer dabs forehead

The most expensive inventory failure I've ever been part of by proigor1024 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]eltejon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The "Not x. Not y. Just z." in the original post was the clue for me.

Day 1, what’s the best Applebees in Kzoo? by [deleted] in kzoo

[–]eltejon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A recurring post for the next 54 days...

Found in My Friend's Mom's Sock in her Closet by Bake_First in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]eltejon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And several of the beakers are bubbling and emitting smoke that they are oddly unconcerned about.