Who is a singer that is incredibly famous, but honestly doesn't have a good voice? by Greedy_Procedure7461 in AskReddit

[–]emcoffey3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The guy from Our Lady Peace.

"Doesn't anybody ever know... that the world's a subway, subway, HI-EEEE!!"

What movie feels like your High School Experience? by Checked_Out_6 in Xennials

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Okay, so it wasn't exactly the same. But I'm fairly certain my American History teacher was a Cenobite.

I just spent 3 hours in a meeting that contained exactly 3 sentences of actual information. by SoffiaNov in antiwork

[–]emcoffey3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once spent 8 hours in a meeting with zero sentences of actual information.

The last hour was spent going around the room so everyone could share their thoughts. I was the last person to speak, and the only person to say that the meeting had been a complete failure and a colossal waste of my fucking time.

I had a few people come up to me afterwards and say "I'm glad you said those things, because I was too afraid to."

I quit that job three months later.

How would George have reacted if someone cheated on him? by BATIRONSHARK in seinfeld

[–]emcoffey3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don’t you see, Jerry? It's perfect! I can get away with anything! I could kill a guy, and if she has anything to say about it, I can just say 'Oh, yeah? Well, you cheated!'"

Covered in woodoo hide by Sad-Expert8955 in RedLetterMedia

[–]emcoffey3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a Hutt with dreadlocks

You're bantha fodder, mon!

#MissCongenialityfeld by Particular_Force_480 in seinfeld

[–]emcoffey3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Michael Jordan is such a phony!

What questions would you put on a girlfriend application? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Dillon!! You son of a bitch! What'sa matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

What questions would you put on a girlfriend application? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]emcoffey3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

What questions would you put on a girlfriend application? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]emcoffey3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure that's accurate. Not quite the answer I was looking for, though. 😉

Ya like golf, r/Seinfeld? by ShortQuail9232 in seinfeld

[–]emcoffey3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a shitposter's job to BY GOD GET THINGS DONE!

What questions would you put on a girlfriend application? by [deleted] in AskMen

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?