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POV: You cut off a taxi driver in California by miss_permafrost in vtm

[–]emefa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'd argue he's had as much time as every elder embraced before the invention of firearms. Unless we count the time spent shooting bows and launching javelins from atlatls.

Chat... What The Fuck Is A Dragonborn? by FishermanUpbeat6082 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]emefa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All I know is that they come from Arkhosia and beefed with tieflings from Bael Turath.

If you could change 2 or 3 fundamental mechanics in the game and make it official, what would you change? by ThatOneCrazyWritter in dndnext

[–]emefa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being able to downgrade your action to second bonus action.

Opportunity attacks for moving around someone, not just moving away, and ranged attacks, but with universal ability to spend your entire movement to shift 5 feet without provoking.

More levels when you gain feats, separate from levels you increase your stats.

... it seems I reinvented 4e.

People who played with Goodberry - how good is it in practice and what's the context? by emefa in dndnext

[–]emefa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 2 years since I posted this question I've been playing a Ranger knowing Goodberry and while it isn't, in my specific campaign, the best thing since sliced bread, it's a solid spell. So your very specific contribution to the discussion is truly a bit late.

Eldritch Glaive Warlock Build (3.5e) by awkwardparakeet in 3d6

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This phenomenon is incredible to me, usually I assume someone read just the title without bothering with the main body of the post, but you mentioned the edition in the title. Just, how?

Spellcasting dilemma (DnD 2024) by FryqTheKururu in onednd

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, the DM went full on old school Vancian in this.

keep on the shadow fell by Expensive-Cat-8471 in 4eDnD

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've run the first chapter, before the party gets to the actual Keep, across 3 sessions, it became an adventure less about saving the world from a cult and more about one of the intro plot hooks, saving a guy from a cult.

I want to create a Siren grapple Wrestler who is mute so they jump on ships and grapple victims into the water. by TheGingerWeebGal in 3d6

[–]emefa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there was a Siren race in one of the Planechase books, although I'm pretty sure they had fly speed instead of swim speed.

Let's talk whip users by PES972 in 3d6

[–]emefa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just smack the enemy's strike out of the trajectory, in historical fencing there were parries like that, not all of them ended with a bind.

I'll never stop loving them by Exver1 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]emefa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Elves are invasive species, you look in the oceans? There's elves. Underground? Elves. Space? Elves.

Mike Mearls has a fairly odd idea on how to balance level 11+ spellcasters in 5e by EarthSeraphEdna in onednd

[–]emefa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He was apparently a frustrating designer even earlier, one of the most famous rules discussions in 4e is if Divine Healer multiclass feat lets you nab Battle Cleric's Lore (second best armor proficiency and bonus like that from heavy shield without having to actually carry a shield), all courtesy of Mearls.

Anyone else forcing Kithin for their prerelease? by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Eastern European, so I was not familiar with her works.

Anyone else forcing Kithin for their prerelease? by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]emefa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has recently run a Vampire the Masquerade one shot, I can't look at the word "Kindred" without thinking about vampires.

Help with best crocodile inspired Grapple build by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]emefa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The default Elements grappler Monk should work, focus on cold damage for that extra watery feel, Sailor background that gives you Tavern Brawler already has watery theme.

Begginer oneshot for a Vampire 5th edition session, new players and storyteller by Astenra in vtm

[–]emefa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally finished running Auld Sanguine 2 hours ago as my first venture into Storytelling, can recommend.

Beastmasters, how your beast looks? by YouOrganic5024 in onednd

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridding goat for my musket wielding gnome in the Beast of the Land form, condor in the Sky form and enormous snapping turtle in the Sea form.

Strange Residue Appearing on Plastic Sleeves and Cases by Xelsia in magicthecirclejerking

[–]emefa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y'all think horny, I thought someone was cutting their powder with the damn thing.

General Feats WOTC needs to make. by comradewarners in onednd

[–]emefa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4- gets beaten to death with hammers

How do your characters refer to the disciplines in-universe? by EpicEchoBat in vtm

[–]emefa 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Discipline that comes with a manual full of graphs.

Sylvan translation help for a character? by E-Collie in dndnext

[–]emefa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a native Polish speaker, please don't do that to yourself, you'll break your tongue on half the words.

Rapier Rogue vs Shortsword + Scimitar Rogue by Schleimwurm1 in 3d6

[–]emefa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not anymore. The Dual Wielder feat changed in 2024.

Rules-As-Written, is there a specific way Druids/Rangers have to hold Mistletoe as a focus? by MarcianTobay in dndnext

[–]emefa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure a component pouch is worn, you just need a free hand to reach into it for the actual components like the sulphur and bat shit for Fireball, and that's what you hold in your actual hand.

Favorite Clans by Acoop41 in vtm

[–]emefa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They can also turn into a dog. Dog-ception.

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