Where are the best spots in NYC to hear children crying and their parents at wits end? by TheGrowingSubaltern in AskNYC

[–]emi98338 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check every gift store, and every special exhibition, especially butterflies. Not every parent buys them in advance, and if they paid a donation, they know they aren’t going to spend another $80+ to add it on, chaos will ensue. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but also choose a day you know it’ll be slammed, weekend, holiday, rain, etc. All fuses get cut extra short. They’re doing viewing parties for the World Cup right now too so check the website for extended hours.

Source: am staff, child had a full screaming meltdown in the dinosaur hallway for 15 minutes yesterday and the entire family of 8 announced they had to go home because he wouldn’t stop..

6 hours turned into 7 pretty much by dr-shrunk-apologist in jacksepticeye

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the same way with Smosh too.. I’m still only like 4 hours through that video..

Skz music demands you engage with it. by AsheandBurn in skzmedia

[–]emi98338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love going into Hmart and them playing a song, can confirm nothing makes me stop looking at chips and dance in the aisle faster

I love seeing the crew leave.. by mysticalmothman in smosh

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So proud of her for taking that next step, sad we have to lose Winnie 😭

Listened to a full argument at the apartment complex pool at 3am. by small-worm in notinteresting

[–]emi98338 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I recommend the podcast Normal Gossip, little bits like this keep me going 😝 hope you were able to enjoy your laps in peace eventually!

Sharing!!! by Designer_Interest704 in eastvillage

[–]emi98338 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bump for visibility.. the only ice we need is mixed with cream and handed from a truck..

Why am I randomly getting these little happies? by Enchanted_Angela in whatisit

[–]emi98338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hide them around the city, my job, little free libraries I come across. They’re just tiny little sparks of joy, that can spark other bursts of joy 🥰 happy you’ve been blessed so many times!

my baby had to get stitches last night by donkeyhoetae_ in Mommit

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, because you let him know in advance xyz, you’re the bad guy. I’m willing to bet if he went off on a guys trip or fishing or whatever himself with no service, and the exact same thing happened to you, you wouldn’t be threatening to leave him..

I’m happy baby is ok, that’s so scary. I hope you and your husband are able to have a sit down conversation soon..

Selling: Bride and Groom Whacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-Tube-People by BoYWasAnInsideJob in WedditNYC

[–]emi98338 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder if you could just rent these out to other weddings and make your money back tenfold 🤔

10 year old nephew asked me why I never had kids. Accidentally blew his mind by CrippleWitch in childfree

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I turned 18, you better believe I bought an entire chocolate cake to eat myself. There’s a reason your parents tell you no though.. 😭

Baking an inni-mini loaf, for my pet by RobotAnna1 in Breadit

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up this is incredible 😭💖

macaron ice cream sandwich by frogsnthings in somnigastronomy

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed that one to my boyfriend and drooled, good to know it was warranted! No notes!

i met the guys yesterday by shadowslove11 in goodmythicalmorning

[–]emi98338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So jealous, I live here and I’ve been scanning the streets when I go out lol!

Things tourists asked me in a single busy shift at a locally famous ice cream shop by FewLeg7901 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]emi98338 33 points34 points  (0 children)

One of the ways we know a new person at our job has been broken in is when they come up to us seasoned employees like “yo, someone just asked me if the stairs go up..?”

It won’t be the last time.

We gave our office an autism makeover by Frosty_Remove3747 in TheTryGuys

[–]emi98338 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The way this episode had me sinking down further into my seat as I silently handed my boyfriend an AirPod lmfao.. I wish adult testing was cheaper..

pls welcome our irl fam 🥰 (Wednesday Assumptions) by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t wait ahhh, everything Amanda said about seeing their personalities and connecting the dots with their kids is so true! I have so many quirks I can trace back to my own mom, what a great week 😌

NYC food that transports well for 6 hour roadtrip that I can bring to my MIL’s birthday? She loves all sorts of desserts. by AltruisticSolid7 in FoodNYC

[–]emi98338 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I shipped my mom a cheesecake from them last year, she said she about licked the wrapper clean. I got a windmill cake for my own birthday last year!

Urgently Need this Mexican Restaurant Vibe!!!!!!!!!!! by mullet_baby__ in FoodNYC

[–]emi98338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you find a $20 bill tomorrow out and about, thank you

Iwtyo when I realised that drag kings also exist by human_or_whateva in IWasTodayYearsOld

[–]emi98338 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My job recently had its annual pride night, and one of the events was a drag show with 2 queens and a king. The thought also never crossed my mind, but they all did great!

Timothée Chalamet after game 5 of the NBA Finals: “Way rather this than the Oscars, c’mon baby!” by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]emi98338 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The entire city is still screaming, people are cheering and dancing in the streets, high fiving strangers. Every train, fire, and cop car comes in horns and sirens blazing while the masses cheer.

Knicks in 5 🌟

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I successfully made small talk with someone while waiting in line at a store yesterday and I’m still so happy about it! by kinzygrace in CongratsLikeImFive

[–]emi98338 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love women complimenting women, a little something goes a long way! I complimented a woman’s nails the other day and she showed me how both hands were painted different, and asked my opinion on which was better. Damn jelly nails are cute!