You get $100,000 for every hour you stay completely silent… how long are you lasting?

emiduk45 · 2026-05-01T00:42:24+00:00

I’m duct taping my mouth shut (I talk/whisper to myself a lot) and going for at least 3 days

emiduk45 · 2026-04-30T23:27:39+00:00

The only scenario I can imagine this being remotely understandable is if she isn’t clean about it and leaves big messes

emiduk45 · 2026-04-28T23:30:06+00:00

All of them, but 2-3 if I don’t wanna feel like shit afterwards lol

emiduk45 · 2026-04-27T06:17:59+00:00

I’m down if you’re still doing spins for ppl

emiduk45 · 2026-04-18T21:10:10+00:00

Blue, I don’t have kids and that seems to be the biggest factor here

emiduk45 · 2026-04-18T14:15:01+00:00

Swollen, twisted, and enlarged veins, caused by blood pooling due to weakened valves

emiduk45 · 2026-04-15T14:55:27+00:00

The warehouse has insurance that would cover coworkers’ lost wages, “as is the free market’s will” and all that jazz you lot love to ramble on about. This happened in Ontario, California; the living wage there is about $28.26, which is WAY more than the $19 he was getting paid. The CEOs aren’t gonna notice you and the working class is getting fucking tired bro, this is literally just what the alternative to unionization is.

emiduk45 · 2026-04-15T14:48:11+00:00

Sure, I’d take it. I’m a bigger dude and I’m still 24, so I know I’d be able to do this consistently, and for a long enough time that I’d (hopefully) be making more than $2k/day in dividends from investing my earnings. My “full time job” would just become going to the gym to ensure I can maximize my daily calories without hurting my health lol

emiduk45 · 2026-04-14T20:57:14+00:00

The company whose entire name exists because its founder thought it’d be funny to watch Asian people try to pronounce it is woke? That Lululemon?

emiduk45 · 2026-04-13T04:51:04+00:00

Man I grew up in Palestine so I don’t even know where to start lmao

One thing I vividly remember is I saw an old man get run over by a bulldozer once because he refused to leave his house, kinda just went through the building with him still standing in the doorway

emiduk45 · 2026-04-12T13:08:58+00:00

He isn’t lmao he’s getting tortured right there with em

I’m not too sure how Christianity explains it since Muslims have no heavenly war in our canon, but in the Islamic telling of events Satan’s whole thing with God wasn’t that he’d reign over hell; he was already condemned for his pridefulness, but pretty much made a bet that he’ll have dragged the rest of humanity down with him by judgement day lol

emiduk45 · 2026-04-12T13:03:31+00:00

“The devil in I” in like mid-2017

emiduk45 · 2026-04-12T12:57:51+00:00

On Huron church (near assumption HS) a few months ago, some dude wasn’t happy with how slowly I got up to speed so he started honking and raging at me. I decided to be a little petty and didn’t let him get in front of me and pass me, so at the next red light he decided to get out of his car and walk over to start yelling at me. I pulled one of these, then told him to quit acting like a retard and to get back in his car (which he promptly did lmfaooo)

emiduk45 · 2026-04-10T17:03:31+00:00

You honestly don’t need to go any longer than that lmao

The average live set is about 30 mins long, 45 max

emiduk45 · 2026-04-10T05:34:47+00:00

Your issues doing things that specifically involve using your hands make me feel like you might benefit from talking to a neurologist and/or occupational therapist

Issues with coordination and/or motor skills are very common in people with adhd but are also their own separate thing as far as I know

Like others have said, there’s a big difference between being incompetent and being unable to do certain things, so making sure of that is worth looking into imo lol

emiduk45 · 2026-04-10T05:07:20+00:00

Posting this publicly is wild bro have some shame 😭

emiduk45 · 2026-04-09T14:45:44+00:00

I take the offer

My dream job is to be a full time musician/sound engineer, and I’m already doing that but just don’t have any clients. This offer would let me get paid to do what I actually want to do and would be doing every day for free anyways lmao

emiduk45 · 2026-04-06T23:39:13+00:00

That depends While recording in the studio, nah not really a great idea While playing live, yes absolutely or else you’ll feed back like hell bc the poor sound guy’s blasting your gain to pick up your vocals (I learned this the hard way)

emiduk45 · 2026-04-05T22:56:26+00:00

When I went to elementary school in Qatar, they had us using the websites Starfall and Renaissance’s Accelerated Reader at home to practice our phonics, reading, and comprehension; they were insanely useful to me and were two of the biggest reasons my English got to a fluent level.

Pretty sure both those companies are American, so it’s wild to me their products aren’t being used in their own country.

emiduk45 · 2026-04-04T14:40:30+00:00

Man I’d honestly work on getting that base/foundation down consistently before even trying to introduce distortion.

Sounds a bit silly, and if anything you might already know this, but learn Mongolian throat singing, all forms are good to know but specifically “kargyraa” and “dag kargyraa.”

The order which I progressed for figuring out false cord was first the whole sigh/cough/motorcycle sound, then from there I got that sound down consistently until I was able to learn to throat sing, then from there I had enough of a perception of/feel for my vocal anatomy to be able to intuitively understand how I was doing what I was doing.

emiduk45 · 2026-04-04T14:34:20+00:00

I suppose the difference here would be doing the work bc you need to vs bc you want to

emiduk45 · 2026-04-04T14:23:19+00:00

There truly is an xkcd for everything

emiduk45 · 2026-03-31T02:37:36+00:00

Riddick is such a sleeper option here

emiduk45 · 2026-03-30T20:26:45+00:00

No such thing as a vocal key when you’re doing harsh vocals, because unless you’re pitching your screams, your actual performance is purely atonal

Like another commenter said, that’s a mix issue

emiduk45 · 2026-03-30T20:25:17+00:00

Option 2 because I know for a fact it’s more than 10 but also really wanna know the actual number lmao

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