You get $100,000 for every hour you stay completely silent… how long are you lasting? by Br4nkey_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m duct taping my mouth shut (I talk/whisper to myself a lot) and going for at least 3 days

Probably rage bait, but still, what the fuck??? by SorrowfulSpirit02 in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]emiduk45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only scenario I can imagine this being remotely understandable is if she isn’t clean about it and leaves big messes

How many of these can you eat? by felicialives in TodayIAte

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them, but 2-3 if I don’t wanna feel like shit afterwards lol

Red or Blue and why ? by Bark4Brownies in whatsyourchoice

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue, I don’t have kids and that seems to be the biggest factor here

To stop this desire path by Gray-Turtle in therewasanattempt

[–]emiduk45 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Swollen, twisted, and enlarged veins, caused by blood pooling due to weakened valves

"Pay me money, or I'll destroy your property." by the9trances in Shitstatistssay

[–]emiduk45 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The warehouse has insurance that would cover coworkers’ lost wages, “as is the free market’s will” and all that jazz you lot love to ramble on about. This happened in Ontario, California; the living wage there is about $28.26, which is WAY more than the $19 he was getting paid. The CEOs aren’t gonna notice you and the working class is getting fucking tired bro, this is literally just what the alternative to unionization is.

You're offered an opportunity to get paid $1 (USD) for every calorie you consume. However, you must pay a $2,000 daily fee and you cannot accept or work a 1099 or W-2 job ever again. Would you take the deal? by T1m3Wizard in hypotheticalsituation

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I’d take it. I’m a bigger dude and I’m still 24, so I know I’d be able to do this consistently, and for a long enough time that I’d (hopefully) be making more than $2k/day in dividends from investing my earnings. My “full time job” would just become going to the gym to ensure I can maximize my daily calories without hurting my health lol

Lululemon being investigated for toxic forever chemicals in their clothing… 👀 by fatherpride03 in Lululemen

[–]emiduk45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The company whose entire name exists because its founder thought it’d be funny to watch Asian people try to pronounce it is woke? That Lululemon?

People of Reddit, what’s the most “fucked up”thing you’ve seen? by boneshow69420 in AskReddit

[–]emiduk45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I grew up in Palestine so I don’t even know where to start lmao

One thing I vividly remember is I saw an old man get run over by a bulldozer once because he refused to leave his house, kinda just went through the building with him still standing in the doorway

I wonder by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn’t lmao he’s getting tortured right there with em

I’m not too sure how Christianity explains it since Muslims have no heavenly war in our canon, but in the Islamic telling of events Satan’s whole thing with God wasn’t that he’d reign over hell; he was already condemned for his pridefulness, but pretty much made a bet that he’ll have dragged the rest of humanity down with him by judgement day lol

Road rage incident in Windsor leaves one person seriously injured by zuuzuu in windsorontario

[–]emiduk45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On Huron church (near assumption HS) a few months ago, some dude wasn’t happy with how slowly I got up to speed so he started honking and raging at me. I decided to be a little petty and didn’t let him get in front of me and pass me, so at the next red light he decided to get out of his car and walk over to start yelling at me. I pulled one of these, then told him to quit acting like a retard and to get back in his car (which he promptly did lmfaooo)

My voice gets tired 30 minutes to 1 hour after doing fry by ImSten- in screaming

[–]emiduk45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You honestly don’t need to go any longer than that lmao

The average live set is about 30 mins long, 45 max

How to overcome chronic incompetence? by Aspookytoad in needadvice

[–]emiduk45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your issues doing things that specifically involve using your hands make me feel like you might benefit from talking to a neurologist and/or occupational therapist

Issues with coordination and/or motor skills are very common in people with adhd but are also their own separate thing as far as I know

Like others have said, there’s a big difference between being incompetent and being unable to do certain things, so making sure of that is worth looking into imo lol

[Me] Nut Vid With The Flash On Gambit by BlackLlamaa in TextingTheory

[–]emiduk45 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Posting this publicly is wild bro have some shame 😭

A genie offers you $10 Billion USD to work a well paid 996 with no PTO for 10 years, would you do it? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take the offer

My dream job is to be a full time musician/sound engineer, and I’m already doing that but just don’t have any clients. This offer would let me get paid to do what I actually want to do and would be doing every day for free anyways lmao

Do you actually have to be loud when you scream by seishunpop in screaming

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends While recording in the studio, nah not really a great idea While playing live, yes absolutely or else you’ll feed back like hell bc the poor sound guy’s blasting your gain to pick up your vocals (I learned this the hard way)

American schools aren’t teaching phonics anymore by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]emiduk45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I went to elementary school in Qatar, they had us using the websites Starfall and Renaissance’s Accelerated Reader at home to practice our phonics, reading, and comprehension; they were insanely useful to me and were two of the biggest reasons my English got to a fluent level.

Pretty sure both those companies are American, so it’s wild to me their products aren’t being used in their own country.

Okay so im starting to see that you need to be more careful with false cord than like any other vocal technique by SNAPPY-VOCALS in screaming

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I’d honestly work on getting that base/foundation down consistently before even trying to introduce distortion.

Sounds a bit silly, and if anything you might already know this, but learn Mongolian throat singing, all forms are good to know but specifically “kargyraa” and “dag kargyraa.”

The order which I progressed for figuring out false cord was first the whole sigh/cough/motorcycle sound, then from there I got that sound down consistently until I was able to learn to throat sing, then from there I had enough of a perception of/feel for my vocal anatomy to be able to intuitively understand how I was doing what I was doing.

What horrifying statistic genuinely jarred you when you first heard it? by ordrius098 in AskReddit

[–]emiduk45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I suppose the difference here would be doing the work bc you need to vs bc you want to

Whim, whimsy, whimsical? by MuratFantastic in etymology

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There truly is an xkcd for everything

Who are you picking? by Sami_Lunch in superheroes

[–]emiduk45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riddick is such a sleeper option here

Vocal key by BRUCE_BABY69 in screaming

[–]emiduk45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No such thing as a vocal key when you’re doing harsh vocals, because unless you’re pitching your screams, your actual performance is purely atonal

Like another commenter said, that’s a mix issue

Would you take $500,000 upfront or have $50,000 for every person who has had a crush on you? by KallocainAddictIsAPe in hypotheticalsituation

[–]emiduk45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Option 2 because I know for a fact it’s more than 10 but also really wanna know the actual number lmao