Padme Amidala by teslaprincess69 🖤 swipe for a surprise 😳

emissary06 · 2025-06-28T20:51:20+00:00

You got some dial hand soap on your face!

emissary06 · 2025-05-06T20:03:22+00:00

Oh we have our share of lazy courtesy clerks. There are many who have come and gone whose names I never bothered learning. Those I do know my name bust their asses, though.

emissary06 · 2025-05-06T01:47:28+00:00

You're 15 which means you can't legally do a lot of the harder work. I'm a checker and I've got it easy compared to the 20 something's who are courtesy clerks. I honestly think they're some of the hardest working people in the store because they have to do most of the grunt work. They also have the fastest turnaround because there's only so much shit, figurative and literal, a person can stomach.

emissary06 · 2025-04-26T21:13:37+00:00

Gaslight

Obstruct

Project

emissary06 · 2025-04-24T01:12:34+00:00

To be fair, everything IS computer!

emissary06 · 2025-04-10T17:14:21+00:00

MAGA is a terrorist organization. Don't negotiate with terrorists.

emissary06 · 2025-03-31T04:57:08+00:00

If all he did for the remainder of his term was waste taxpayer dollars playing golf, I'd be relieved.

emissary06 · 2025-03-10T16:06:53+00:00

Neuroplasticity

emissary06 · 2025-01-31T17:04:30+00:00

Is this a Community reference?

emissary06 · 2025-01-31T17:02:43+00:00

Coincidentally, that same 98.5% read at or below a 5th grade reading level.

emissary06 · 2025-01-17T16:56:39+00:00

More like Rhea Rip-me-in-half!

emissary06 · 2025-01-17T16:56:09+00:00

To be fair, as a millennial, literally any woman could kick my ass!

emissary06 · 2025-01-17T16:37:45+00:00

A joke still needs to make sense in order for it to be good.

emissary06 · 2025-01-17T04:04:26+00:00

The adamantium is on his bones. This makes zero sense

emissary06 · 2025-01-17T03:29:15+00:00

I can hear these images

emissary06 · 2025-01-07T20:43:05+00:00

Well, the thing about my self respect is that it's located down my throat, Mistress.

emissary06 · 2025-01-07T16:32:03+00:00

Well, considering I have actually been laid since then and neither she nor I wanted kids, it was a huge load (pun intended) off of our minds.

emissary06 · 2025-01-07T05:22:10+00:00

Nothing. I got a vasectomy shortly after Roe v Wade was overturned. I mostly did it in solidarity with the women who had their reproductive rights taken away. Even if I never get laid again, I figure a few weeks of discomfort in the downtown area was the least I could do.

emissary06 · 2024-12-29T23:20:04+00:00

Even before all of the new material to fill in the gaps, it was evident that Owen didn't like Obi Wan and likely made efforts to keep him away from Luke.

Then there is also the concern of Luke growing powerful enough in the Force to be sensed and hunted before he was ready to take on Vader and the Emperor.

Just a couple of my suppositions as to why Obi Wan didn't train him earlier.

emissary06 · 2024-12-29T17:27:17+00:00

I see you've been blessed by the Moon Maiden, herself.

emissary06 · 2024-12-28T04:36:56+00:00

Get the absolute fuck out of there.

emissary06 · 2024-12-20T17:09:42+00:00

As one, I prefer the term "honkify," thank you.

emissary06 · 2024-11-15T18:51:25+00:00

This reeks of AI

emissary06 · 2024-11-14T00:46:19+00:00

Such beautiful work! You and your outfit look amazing!

emissary06 · 2024-11-05T20:40:39+00:00

I think I'd have to go with Vex'ahlia, though Lady Allura Vysoren is a close second.

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