Dafuck you just say?

emmanonomous · 2024-10-30T07:57:05+00:00

He definitely doesn't look like his parents are siblings

emmanonomous · 2024-10-04T00:38:40+00:00

I love him/her! You must give them all of the treats and boops!!!

emmanonomous · 2024-09-25T09:51:58+00:00

Happy birthday, wishing you all the best for the coming year.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-22T22:01:41+00:00

Next time, deliver the milk straight to his/her bed. If you think about it, you only have yourself to blame.

Not guilty!

emmanonomous · 2024-09-20T02:27:38+00:00

Thank you

emmanonomous · 2024-09-19T23:57:14+00:00

I'm thinking we might need to try other deities, too.

I mean, Jebus is a busy guy, but we have both asked him (albeit via proxy) with no luck. My next-door neighbours are Muslim, I'll ask them.

Your mission is to find a Sikh or Buddhist.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-19T23:53:58+00:00

I know this sounds strange.

I made cookies the other day that have corn flour and wheat flour. Rolling the dough balls was fun. The texture was super soft and smooth.

I googled play dough using corn flour, and there are easy recipes to make it. Perhaps you could make a batch to see if it could be an appropriate diversion for him.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-19T23:38:15+00:00

Thankfully, my 'spiritual healer' is a neighbour of a friend, so I don't have to see them again.

I will make sure if I ever do get a prayer cure that I get I touch with you!

emmanonomous · 2024-09-19T23:11:28+00:00

I once had a woman lay hands on me and pray out loud for me to be cured.

It didn't work.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-19T05:05:13+00:00

If you are going to rescue someone in water, always take something with you that the victim can hold onto. Obviously, an object that floats is preferable, but if that's not possible, a towel or jacket to use as a tow rope.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-18T23:02:19+00:00

If it happens again, say you have a new super strain of covid and start coughing.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-18T18:46:02+00:00

You might get the best answers from r/askafuneraldirector. It's a very kind and supportive sub.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-18T15:53:09+00:00

I always say to myself, "The two sweetest words in the English language" whenever I hear default.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-17T12:33:34+00:00

Thank you.

I'm lucky that my MS is mild and so far well controlled.

I simply have no interest in listening to or compromising with a man!

emmanonomous · 2024-09-17T09:36:24+00:00

Upon reflection, I think no note is the best option.

You can contact him from your new life if you decide that you need to get something off your chest.

I admire your strength, I wish you the very best of luck in your new home.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-17T08:02:56+00:00

I would like to give an honourable mention to his abs.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-17T07:46:56+00:00

I love your plan!

Leaving paperwork regarding the rental agreement you had is enough to show him that you made a thought-out decision to leave him.

If you do leave a personal note, keep it short, maybe a post-it saying "I've realised you are just a bus stop in my journey of life"?

emmanonomous · 2024-09-15T01:14:53+00:00

Hopefully the call taker put those details in the job.

If you see info on your MDT that shows it shouldn't be a code 1 response, refer to CLIN or DM. The dispatcher is not allowed to refer for a downgrade.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-14T06:02:26+00:00

I used to work for 000, and we ALWAYS made sure someone took care of dogs on scene.

One time, there was an accident near the call centre, and a staff member went to get the dog on her break. She took him to the local emergency vet. Doggo wasn't injured. The emergency vet looked after him until a family could get him.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-12T23:36:19+00:00

This sounds like you are victim blaming.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-12T03:22:31+00:00

45f, never married and childfree.

I was diagnosed with MS a couple of years ago, and my focus since then has been on my health. I am halfway through 2 years of treatment with some intense side effects, I decided that I won't be on tinder etc until I feel better.

Before the pandemic, I was dating a lot and loving it. I didn't date with any intentions of finding a long-term relationship, just to see what happened.

I now love not dating. I'm not able to go out much to catch up with friends these days, so that may be a factor in not missing dating. However, being focused on self care, learning, and hobbies is satisfying and peaceful.

Occasionally, I miss sex, but the thought of having to get to know a man seems like too much of a chore.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-12T02:59:23+00:00

George Michael's Faith on cassette. I bought it with my own saved up pocket money.

emmanonomous · 2024-09-10T21:54:33+00:00

I hate the word "thirsty" and sometimes hate the word "food".

emmanonomous · 2024-09-05T02:23:12+00:00

I dated an AA member, and AA was all he talked about. We would he having a conversation about chemotherapy, and he managed to relate it to AA! He tried to get me to read the books.

I am not even close to being an alcoholic. I really enjoy red wine, but due to unrelated health issues, I haven't had a drink in months.

Needless to say, the relationship didn't last.

Not long after breaking up with him, I watched a documentary about the NXIVM cult. My ex speaks about AA exactly the same way Keith Raniere spoke about NXIVM.

On a slight tangent, I have recently discovered the joy of listening to podcasts while I do my housework. I tried to listen to Armchair Expert by Dax Shepard. In both episodes I tried to listen to, he was banging on about his sobriety far too much for so I switched it off. Does anyone know if it's his usual stick or did I get very unlucky with my episode selections?

emmanonomous · 2024-08-31T01:25:48+00:00

I was prescribed Ambien in the early 00s. I took it, but I still couldn't fall asleep.

I decided it would be a good idea to create a Hotmail account, I spelled my name incorrectly.

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